LORA
12-04-2006, 11:32 PM
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on Start for me and ...
Male Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates goddamn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer Aaaah.................... thank you.
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Enjoy!
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."
Customer No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....
http://www.zyxr.cn/sucai/scene/dinamic/99.gif
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on Start for me and ...
Male Customer: Listen pal, don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates goddamn it!
http://www.zyxr.cn/sucai/scene/dinamic/99.gif
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
http://www.zyxr.cn/sucai/scene/dinamic/99.gif
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer Aaaah.................... thank you.
http://www.zyxr.cn/sucai/scene/dinamic/99.gif
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
http://www.zyxr.cn/sucai/scene/dinamic/99.gif
A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
Enjoy!