enigma
30-04-2006, 03:21 PM
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them
" It's illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal? " asks the German
driver
"Quattro meansa four " replies the Italian official
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." 0
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four.You hava fivea people ina your car and you are therforea breaking the law." 0
The German driver replies angrily," You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" 0
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno" 0
" It's illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal? " asks the German
driver
"Quattro meansa four " replies the Italian official
"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." 0
"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four.You hava fivea people ina your car and you are therforea breaking the law." 0
The German driver replies angrily," You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" 0
"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno" 0