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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : The Italian mind



enigma
30-04-2006, 03:21 PM
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them

" It's illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it'z illegal? " asks the German
driver


"Quattro meansa four " replies the Italian official


"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." 0

"You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro meansa four.You hava fivea people ina your car and you are therforea breaking the law." 0


The German driver replies angrily," You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" 0



"Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come.He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno" 0

هبوب الشمال
06-05-2006, 10:06 PM
idiots looooooooooooooooooool


thanks dear for the joke :D

enigma
12-05-2006, 09:33 PM
Glad that you enjoyed it sis

JuSt Me
13-05-2006, 01:38 PM
Very nice, and funny...good one

SuPeRLaRk
13-05-2006, 02:24 PM
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very nice

i like it

thanks enigma for it

my ALLAH bless you

thanks for your doing and effort in our club[/center]

enigma
19-05-2006, 06:08 PM
Just Me

SuPeRlaRK


Thanks 4 passing by

DR AHLAIN
19-05-2006, 07:23 PM
:D


Enigma


Very nice joke


Sank you>> German looooool



You remaind me with a German mechanic whos accent

is like that but he was very practical and polite person


SANKS AGAIN

enigma
20-05-2006, 03:48 PM
Dr.Ahlain


Thanks for your comment dear brother

mona1961
25-05-2006, 02:32 PM
Hello Enigma

Thank you for the nice story. It was clear how the Italian and the German guys in the story spoke English in thier mother language tone.

I enjoyed it very much cause I spoke German language before.

Thanks again