lole
03-08-2006, 07:41 PM
I have read this and wanted to share it with u
enjoy it looool
:marsa184:
Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
: At the movies
When you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theatre .
In the bus :
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia
why don't you try again or should i try this time
At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people .
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement . We occasionaly also spit in it.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
and just when you called some one was betting
with me that Pakistan would win.
What do you think?
When you see a friend / colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And
while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
:smile:
enjoy it looool
:marsa184:
Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
: At the movies
When you meet acquaintances / friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theatre .
In the bus :
A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia
why don't you try again or should i try this time
At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people .
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant:
When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement . We occasionaly also spit in it.
When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just the money.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
and just when you called some one was betting
with me that Pakistan would win.
What do you think?
When you see a friend / colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And
while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and
now it's in flames!!!
:smile: