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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Funeral Queue



T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 12:16 PM
[align=left]A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first.

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.


Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.



The man couldn't stand his curiosity.



He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "


The man replied,"Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "


What happened to her?"!


The man replied,"My dog attacked and killed her. "


He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "


The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog attacked and killed her also. "


A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the

first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "


The man replied "Join the queue."[/center]

Romantic Boy
22-08-2006, 12:54 PM
it is so nice &funny story

I think alot of people will join the queue

hahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

thanks alot T.Sultan

Try To Reach
22-08-2006, 02:52 PM
I smell politics again
looooooooooooooool
:110:
you are a wise no doubts
thanx bro

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 07:30 PM
Romantic boy,

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're right .... Thank you for the participation.

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 07:38 PM
alshareef ,

We really feel hurt for the massacre we see in the Islamic countries. Dear, I really hate to talk about politics Thank you for the participation . .

Reena
22-08-2006, 07:45 PM
Hahahahahahahah

As I'll stand away and observe who 'll join the queue


Thank U brother Sultan 4 the nice, funny and interisting story.

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 07:58 PM
Reena ,


You're most welcome and thank you for your kind replies.

Just.4.ur.iz
22-08-2006, 08:10 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhh

What a funy story.

But i hope the dog kills all the men who are standing in that QUEUE.

NOT thier wives.

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 08:23 PM
just 4 iz ,

The men who are in the qeue are dumb and deaf because of their wives. So, their lives mean nothing to them anymore hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... Just kidding ..... Thank you for the participation

enigma
22-08-2006, 08:51 PM
Very funny

Thanks dear

English Lover
22-08-2006, 09:11 PM
it's funny and cool


I'll join the queue of thank you

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 09:20 PM
Enigma,


Thank you for reading the post.

T.Sultan
22-08-2006, 09:24 PM
English lover,


This kind of replies will get you into hell . Watch out , brother , . There is a wife keeping an eye on you. hhhhhhh .. God bless you brother . I wish you a wonderful life and endless happiness with your family. Thank you so much.