Meant To be
21-09-2006, 07:01 AM
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and market them worldwide
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called "Cowkimon" and market them worldwide
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You worship them
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows. Both are mad