T.Sultan
05-10-2006, 06:26 AM
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Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. [/center]
Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Q: What has 6 eyes but can't see?
A: 3 blind mice.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
Q: Why is number six afraid ?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine)
Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A: Nice hair
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold. [/center]