Aseel
18-10-2006, 03:51 PM
At the Restaurant
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over
the meat.
Are you crazy? yelled the customer, You have your hand on my
steak!
What? answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again?
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Humor - I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles.
She did, he replied. But where would I find a fake Jeep?
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
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A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over
the meat.
Are you crazy? yelled the customer, You have your hand on my
steak!
What? answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again?
__________________________________________________ ____________________
Humor - I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
__________________________________________________ ______________________
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles.
She did, he replied. But where would I find a fake Jeep?
__________________________________________________ __________________________________
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."