~*¤ô§ô¤*~Women are crazy ~*¤ô§ô¤*~

[J.J]

~*¤ô§ô¤*~Women are crazy ~*¤ô§ô¤*~


A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,

Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's far better than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.

85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Hope You will like it my dears .....

Moral of the Story :

Women are crazy!!!! :marsa165:

Don't mess with them!! otherwise you will regret 4 the rest of your life ... IF you stayed alive !!!!:marsa189: ...hahahahaha

I know some of my dear sistres of the club ... will want 2 kill me after reading only the title!!!! ... but what shall I do ???.. It's just the truth about some women .hahahahaha ...

[enigma]

You bet we wanna kill you for this


I was about to delete the topic young lady

What is this title

Are you nuts? o

[Salsa]

Well yeah I allmost get very very very angry

just from reading the title

Watch out there !!!


I`m kidding Ok


Nice post but I have to say


Chang the title nex time


HeHe He

[J.J]

Dear enigma ...

Dear Salsa ...

I thuoght so .... do you really wanna kill me?

Well ... sooooooooooooory you can't do this !!!!!!

Do you know why ?

coz T.Sultan won't let you do it ....

Help me T.Sultan .... they wanna kill me just bcoz I said the truth ...!!!! hahahahaha

Hey .. sweethearts ...

Don't be angry with me .... coz I'm still one of you ... I've just want it be as a warning 4 men not to mess with us ... hahahahaha


Salsa ... honey .. you want me 2 change the title ????

Well sweety ... over my dead body !!!!

I'm just kidding ...

I like 2 tease you honey that's it ... ...

By the way .. thank you both of you 4 passing by ...

You wanna kill me ..ha ????

Well then .. try to catch me if you can !!!!! hahahahaha

[Aseel]

J.J

Sweety, what has happened to you

I'm not talking about the title darling>>> I'm talking about your reply to enigma and Salsa

hahahahaha


as if you really went crazy hahaha

O.K

here , honey, what the woman did is not a crazy thing

coz that man really deserves it

Well, I'd call it clever thinking


You have to learn this kind of clever thinking >>> sure you will need it one day


hahaha

[J.J]

Asooooooolah honey ..... I didn't become crazy... yet !!! I'm just teasing them ...

I've chosen this story in particular coz I liked what she did to that man ..

He really deserved what happened to him ...

It's a lesson 2 every male in this club ... 2 be carefull not to mess with us ...

For God sake that lousy man wants to divorce her 4 what ???? to marry her best friend????


Well sweety .... do you still thinking that I'm crazy????? hahahahaha

please tell me ... or I'll do to you the same thing that happened 2 that man .... hahahahahaha


thank you my dear 4 passing by ... love you....

[Meant To be]

hhhhhhhh

Well, Well, Well

The funniest truth ever,

so do we have to be careful?? hhhhhhh I don't think so, Aseel has siad " clever thinking " mmmmmm but I think that men are clever enough than you, hhhhhhhhhhh


Anyway, I like it so much, thank you J.J for the funny thread, and don't be afraid of getting killed, coz women can't kill a fly, :74:

[T.Sultan]

What if the airbag didn't work as expected ???? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh women are not that smart hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh men are the smartest ...... Thank you so much for the lovely joke ... Please , keep up the magnificent work

[J.J]

Meant To be .....


Do you really think that you are clever than us ?
... well my daer brother let me tell you something ... (you're dreaming...) hhhhhh

If that man was a smart guy, he wouldn't tell her such a thing ... you know why? ... For God sake who is behind the wheel ... hhhhhhh ... actually he was suiciding ...

Any way ... thank you brother 4 passing by ... I'm glad that you liked it ...
Wait for my next joke ... it will be about you ..."men" ....

[J.J]

Dear T.Sultan


mmmmmm...well if the air bag didnot work then she will be in a BIG problem .... hhhhhhhhh

You are the smartest.. ha? ... I will brove the opposite .. just wait 4 me ... I'll show you that men are not that smart..

Thank you 4 passing by .... it's my pleasure that you liked it ...

[Salsa]

Ahhhha!!!


where is your defence??? NON ???

bad luck huh ????

I don`t fell that I wanna kill you anymore , I fell I wanna stick around with you

brove Men are Opposite??.

That Clever thinking


Watch out Boys


hahahahahahahahahah

[Try To Reach]

loooooooohttp://www.mahjoob.com/ar/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifoooooool
J.J

thats was really funny she is ,, she got what she need indeed
poor guy he lost all his dreams in that wall
looooooooooool

i do can't help laughing are we really like this
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heheheheheh
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thanx sister for such beautiful thread
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[J.J]

Try to Reach ...

thank you brother for passing by ...


and regarding your wonder .. let me tell you brother that yes men are just like this .. they are ungrateful and unthankfull ,, actually he deserved what happened to him .....hahahahaha

[ريتاج]

ok my friend if you says that the women are crazy this story made me sure that the men are stupide because he told his wife that he want to get devorce while she was driving!!!!!!!!!!!!

[J.J]

I definitely agree with you dear

ريتاج


He must be insane to tell her such a thing while she's driving .....

Any way .... thanks 4 passing by .....

[DR AHLAIN]

Women are too smart when they think logicly

but if they don't .......Be sure that a disaster is coming


:)


J.J
Thanks for this cute joke







What if the airbag didn't work as expected ????




LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


T.SOLTAN

I liked that comment
:)

[J.J]

Well .. well....well ... look who's here ???

Dr. Ahlain ....

I'm very glad to see your presence in this club ... & more happy 2 see your comment on my topics ...


Thankx 4 passing by & reading ....