funny ... but true

[ابوعلي]

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How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?l

"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet
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If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be ?l

Dead
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What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters
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Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?l

Because he's still living
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If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have ?l

Just 3
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Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

Because it is in the middle of waTer
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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

A liar
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What animal can jump higher than a house ?l

A house can't jump
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[زهرة وفى]

What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[nosa]

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hhahahhahahhhahahahahhahhaah
very funny darling
thank u my son
best luck

[ابوعلي]

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زهرة وفى

Hope u like it

nosa

thanks mother
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[روز]

lol really funny


I will use them in the English magaizine Inshallah


Thanx million..

[ابوعلي]

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روز

I`m glad to hear that

[linda]

thanks a lot

it is really funny

[نوف الشطورة]

You have such creative mind Abu Ali
BLESS U

[ابوعلي]

linda - نوف الشطوره

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for passing by

[Reena]

Thanks Abu Ali I really
smiled
and I 'll take em to my students
to be written in weekly magazine
Lots of thanks

[Instigator]

[align=left]Keep on Abu Ali
coz ur so funi,
honi.[/center] :p

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[align=left]Really,it's soooooooooooooooo funny and also soooooooooooooo creative

thanx because u didnt make me smile only as usual but u make me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghh hhhhhhhh

Good Luck[/center]

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[align=left]Really,it's soooooooooooooooo funny and also soooooooooooooo creative

thanx because u didnt make me smile only as usual but u made me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghh hhhhhhhh

Good Luck[/center]

[ابوعلي]

reena

istigator

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thans for your words

[ام بسام]

may Allah bless your soul , keep you healthy
I will use it to have fun with my students
THANKS

[ابوعلي]

welcome um bassam