Perfect World

[Aseel]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer)

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man :118: .

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the story.

Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you are still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

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O.K I admit it. I did read it to the end

:blow:

[J.J]

hahahahahahhahhahahahh

it's true ...


women never listen !!! coz I didn't do my self .... hahahahahahhah I couldn't prevent my self from reading till the end ...


thank you sweety for this wonderful post ... hahahahahah


but there is another thing ture ... No way to have a perfect man .... looool

[Aseel]

I was certain that no woman could just stop at that line

hahahaha


It's their curiosity which makes them always on the top ...hahaha>>>>lol


And you are right sweet J.J >> There is no perfect man

A question here arises

Is there a perfect woman :)


So happy for your passing by

[enigma]

Lovely post dear Aseel

Thanks for keeping us entertained and happy all the time

I love your sweet spirit

And regarding your question

No one is perfect ,we all have our own defects

[Meant To be]

very funny Aseel as usual


We do know, realize, and believe that no one is perfect but Almighty Allah


Thanks sister sor the funny post

[Aseel]

Dear Enigma

Wallahi your words always bring joy to me

and draw a big smile on my face :)


I like your kindness and the way you treat others

May Allah bless you, sister

[Aseel]

Meant to be

I do agree with you

No one is perfect but Almighty Allah


We all tend to err as we are humans

Thanx brother for passing by

Hope my funny posts bring a smile to your faces, all of you

[T.Sultan]

Aseel ,


Dear sister ,


Your topics are wonderful because your post them for the sake of making others feel happy.

[Aseel]

, Teacher Sultan

, Dear brother

If you do feel happy when reading my posts, that's the best reply ever

You know, when reading or posting a funny topic, you come to my mind coz once you said that you enjoy

reading such topics

Thanx dear brother for your ENCOURAGING words

[PATCHI]

:82:

My smile is enough as a replay
I don't want my sis to get lost by my answers
Thank you

[Aseel]

Patchi, sweetheart

hahahha

your reply really made me laugh

You are totally right

your beautiful smile is the best reply, sweety

[Salsa]

You read the Womens Mind Dear

Honey Let me say something to you

Womens never listen cz they know they are right !!!

Ahh that`s my sister replays when she read the post

Me I like what you write

And really I couldn`t help myself to stop reading till the End

:36_16_2:

I guess I ganna say THANX for make the women
The SUPER GO HUMAN :blow:

Kiddding !!!!
:124: :124: :124: :124: :124:

[SO WHAT]

mmmmmmmm
u right woman never listen *_*
but am tryin 2 b different

realy nice topic from nice person like u

ur sis

so what

[minad]

have nothing to say exept wounderful, you have a great tastevin choosing your subjects I

[Aseel]

Salsa

so what

Do you know why women never listen ??? 0000


See they always seek knowledge hhhhhhhhhhhh

Isn't that a good excuse >> lol

It's us, women, who make this world different

Thanx alot, both, for your nice words and passing by

[Aseel]

have nothing to say exept wounderful, you have a great tastevin choosing your subjects I

Minad

I would like to welcome you, first, in our club among your brothers and sisters


http://parentsofbpkids.freeservers.com/Words/welcome99.gif

And thanks a lot for your nice words


Be always around , looking forward to see your participations

[abomody]

Thanks for this nice and exciting story. As it says, women never listen, so how would they be perfect? On the other hand, no man is perfect. We have to accept the truth that "None of us is perfect
But always remember, there's always room for improvement. Wish you all the best of luck

[مخاوي الدمعه]

I was certain that no woman could just stop at that line

hahahaha


It's their curiosity which makes them always on the top ...hahaha>>>>lol


And you are right sweet J.J >> There is no perfect man

A question here arises

Is there a perfect woman :)


So happy for your passing by

ASeel
Thank you
I Think there is nothing perfect in this life .

[Nina]

ok aseel you might be right that women never listen coz i read it all but that shows that women like to know everything:36_16_2:

[winter-paper]

am obedient woman
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
just kidding
am disobedient woman and perfect woman
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it's right woman never listen <<<like me
Thanks Aseel
very funny :drive1:

[Aseel]

Abo mody

Welcome to our club, brother

http://www.al-wed.com/pic-vb/107.gif

Regarding your reply, you're totally right

none of us is perfect but we can do our best to improve ourselves


No one is perfect but Almighty Allah


Thanx alot brother for your reply

Be always around

[Aseel]

مخاوي الدمعه


Yep, no one is perfect


thanks brother for passing by


By the way , the picture in your signature is so funny hhhhhhhhhhh

[Aseel]

Nina


Winter paper


sweethearts, that's what makes us on the top

We always seek knowlege hhhhhhhhhhhhh


curious always >> lol


thank you so much for passing by

[very secret]

Nice Story Aseel

Thanx

[Aseel]

Very secret


Welcome, brother, to our club

Hope you will enjoy it with us

Thanx for passsing by

[Try To Reach]

Aseel

you knew it already

that woman will scroll not to the end only they might go beyond that

and you say

women are sociable huh

loooooooool

no no

sister thanx i don't know where i was all this time

not knowing about this beautiful thread in here

thanx sister

[dodemargo]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://216.219.88.100/upload/a/16/1163239808.gif

Thank you my lovely sweet hart sis

you are wonderful

you know thanks God that I'm a woman

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Aseel]

Aseel

you knew it already

that woman will scroll not to the end only they might go beyond that

and you say

women are sociable huh

loooooooool

no no

sister thanx i don't know where i was all this time

not knowing about this beautiful thread in here

thanx sister

See polar bear

I said before, it's their curiosity that keeps them on the top

you don't know where you've been all that time


simply


you were




















































catching flies


:124:


hhhhhhhhhhh


you'e welcome polar bear

[Aseel]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Thank you my lovely sweet hart sis

you are wonderful

you know thanks God that I'm a woman

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




You're most welcome sweety


you're the one who is so adorable

yes, darling

Thank God we are women


We don't want to be such boring creatures like those crocodiles

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Try To Reach]

See polar bear
I said before, it's their curiosity that keeps them on the top
you don't know where you've been all that time
simply
you were
catching flies
:124:
hhhhhhhhhhh
you'e welcome polar bear


looooooooool

how sweet

that polar bear

I swear to God

this Polar Bear that comes from you


but you know what killed me the most laughing
that when you said : you don't know where you've been all that time
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look : I admit it

and the truth is all flying around you

but

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Bye Bye
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[Aseel]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Polar bear


you just make me laufg every time I read your replies

hhhhhhhhhh

May Allah bless you

[Departure]

A sweet text



Aseel



Perhaps some of men like natural women in a lot of things


GOOD LUCK

[Aseel]

Departure


welcome , brother, to our club

you are right

Thanks alot for passing by

Wish you the best

[muns]

Hi aseel

Hi all

I hope all women listen to me this time (since you don't normaly fancy to do so) lol

How about men??!!do you think they listen? and what if men and women do not listen...who is listening then? And finally, have you heard of this logo:You hear, we listen? if you have tell me the rest of it...if no i will tell you later cuz it's the answer to my questions I suppose?lol

Cheers

[Aseel]

Muns

hi, brother

Regarding your question , no men don't listen, too, Actually, they are not good listeners at all


lol

About that logo, I've never heard of it


lol


Thanks for passing by

[muns]

Muns

hi, brother

Regarding your question , no men don't listen, too, Actually, they are not good listeners at all




Aseel

Fair enough my sister

If men and women do not listen then the second part of the logo will not help. Simply cuz it says: hidden hearning
Cheers