مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Wife & Chwening gum hhhhhhhhhh
T.Sultan
29-11-2006, 03:17 PM
Dear ,
Thanks to "Aseel and j.j" and women in general , a guy could write one of the best jokes ever . So please guys , do thank all the women in the world for they inspire others to write what makes our day full of joy and laughter.
What is the similiarity between chewing gum & wife ?
Both are sweet at the begining , become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aseel
29-11-2006, 06:56 PM
First
you're most welcome brother
Second
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I wasn't intending to laugh but I just couldn't hold it
That's not true <<<<<<<<<< Women are the sweetest, lovliest, cutest creatures on earth
hey
Can you live without us
then
Why do u bother urselves, guys, looking for your match if you know that they'll become shapless and sticky at the end>>>> lol
hhhhhhhhhh ....
You're welcome dear brother ...
I admit that I couldn't prevent my self from laughing ... hhhhhhh
Aseel do you think that we are really sticky ????
Dear brother .... believe me .. Women ARE the timeless inspiration for most of the greatest & lovliest things in the world ... you can never live without us around ..to isnpire you & to make your lives just happier ....
Any way ... thanks a lot T.Sultan 4 your funny & sweet joke ....
T.Sultan
30-11-2006, 04:21 PM
Aseel & j.j
Thank you for reading the joke. Believe me , without you there's nothing. Please, enjoy your day to the fullest.
enigma
30-11-2006, 04:22 PM
You know what Sultan
I can feel that you don't share the same narrow and poor mentality of this joke's teller
I'm saying this cause your way too high to believe in such nonsense
Pretty sure that you wrote it just to tease us
Am I mistaken? o
I hope I am not
ام بسمه
30-11-2006, 05:01 PM
mmmmmmmmmmm
I'm here
Sultan you've put yourself in a baaaaaaaad situation when you wrote this joke
They're the best thing that's ever happened to any man
I'll tell all the women that I know and ask them to come here and start a war
:124: :124:
:74:
محمدحسسن
30-11-2006, 07:31 PM
They always sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
شمعة غلاي
30-11-2006, 07:34 PM
its a abad joke
hhhhhhhhhhh
I don't agree with you Sultan
i want to kill u but not now
see u
Salsa
01-12-2006, 09:30 AM
Womens are the Test of life
:36_16_2:
allow me to say . . . Men can`t live with out us ??
:blow:
You Know , my brother was making fun about us ( Women ) two days ago
He said Womens Love to wear Make up
What the point ???
:p
Well you know What I did say ??!!
Men are the one who ask for it not us in the first place
No conaction between the two right
:74:
Right There are !!!!
HeHe
:118: :118: :118:
I`m not mad I`m just making my point clear
:marsa178:
Why all of you Men Like to teas women in the first place
The only thing That I asure frome it is
You alll Neeeeed us even if we make life hard or easy
You all need Us
Hahahahahaha
:124: :124: :124: :124:
This is for you T. Sultan
:36_4_12:
T.Sultan
01-12-2006, 05:49 PM
Enigma ,
I think you're one of those who know me well. Dear sister, the joke was posted just for the sake of bringing a smile to members' faces .
Thank you sister and be assured that you're not mistaken.
T.Sultan
01-12-2006, 05:55 PM
ام بسمة ,
You see !! You always look for wars and agnoy . Sister , We , men , look for peace and tranquality . Our motto is : no wars , no tears and no women either hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Thank you dear sister for reading the joke .
T.Sultan
01-12-2006, 05:57 PM
محمد حسن
Thank you for passing by.
شمعة غلاي
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You vampires ..... After your reply , I can say the joke is not fictional hhhhhhhhh. Thank you dear sister for participating in my topic.
T.Sultan
01-12-2006, 06:00 PM
Salsa ,
You're most welcome dear sister. I really laughed a lot when I read your reply because you made my head keep spinning hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . Thank you sister for reading and participating in the topic. May Allah bless you with health and happiness.
WooooooooooooooooooW
Who wrote this
He must get the Nopel Prize
Sorry girls
sometimes truth is painfull
POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN
POWER TO THE MEN
hahahahahah
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_25.gif
just kidding girls......No heartfeeling
Mr.X
هبله عنقلنزي
02-12-2006, 08:43 PM
T.sultan
i dont agree with you
women are the best thing in life
can you live without woman?????
:angry2:
:marsa100:This is an injustice therefore we'll help you to know the truth
if we are like chewing gum
:103:look at the mirror please:65: to know that you are in fact glue
:marsa69:
:marsa105:
In spite of this, we will remain the most beautiful roses in your desert
And we will remain together in the pink Empire
:053:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
miss cow
03-12-2006, 06:13 PM
come on girls he said about a 100 times that he just wanted people to smile so give him a break :)
so t sultan dont mind them keep on making other people smile :) because you sure made me smile
Aseel
03-12-2006, 07:02 PM
T. Sultan
hhhhhhhhhhh
It seems that you have put yourself in a trouble
Do you know that Om Basma has alreaty posted a thread in Rawdat Al Akhwat inviting all the women to join the war against you
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey, let me tell you something, remember when we were thinking of something to imcrease the number of the participants here in the club
It seemsthat your post works very well hhhhhhhh
It's attracting the other members to participate
O.K
Here
Listen women, stop this war against our dear supervisor
Om Basma will kill me for betraying her hhhhhhh
I'm afraid that he'll change his mind about getting married
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ام بسمه
03-12-2006, 07:15 PM
Well done farashaaaaaat I appreciate what your doing
Aseeeeel what’s wrong with you ???
You are either with us or against us
It seems like world war 3
How do you feel T sultan ( Sorry nothing personal )
Salsa
04-12-2006, 02:39 AM
HeHe in the road
To world war 3
Um Basma And Farashat I`m with you
With all my recpect Tr. Sultan
We`r ganna take you this time
:sad: :sad: :sad:
Aseeeel Honey Sweety
Stay with us !!!
all the people in this beloved Club
We`r just Kidding
:74: :74: :74: :74:
Tr.sultan I`know What you meant after all your not that stupd to Make all the women in the club get Mad
spically UM BASMA
God bless you all
:36_4_12: :36_4_12:
Romanciah
04-12-2006, 03:06 AM
No comment >>>>>>>>> becouse I know how I am ---------and
T. Sultan waiting us for take our right
That will be soon
Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnks for every thing
Aseel
04-12-2006, 11:08 AM
You've brought it to yourself T. Sultan hhhhhhh
Keep posting such topics coz it's working well>>> getting more members to participate in the English Club
hhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey
Don't forget to check this post, Mukhayam 15 wa moghamrat banat al rawda, in Al Istraha
for they burned your tent, if u have one, and were intending to burn your car hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Om Basma
I'm afraid ifI joined you, T. Sultan would kick me out of the club and remove all my posts to the archive
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
enigma
04-12-2006, 02:14 PM
I can see that things are really heating up
:17:
Sultan
You asked for it
Enjoy the war dear brother
:booom:
I think it will all stop if you admit ur fault and
:36_11_20[1]:
صهيل الأصايل
04-12-2006, 04:05 PM
husband & tooth
Both are hard , strong not kind
man with his bad feelings changes woman from a good being to a bad one because he dealls with her without mercy
Exactly as dealing of teeth with gum
ام_حمودي
04-12-2006, 05:14 PM
Way 2 go
Keep the good work going ladies .I felt sorry 4 T. Sultan .Then , I said he brought it to himself
T.Sultan
04-12-2006, 08:44 PM
Hi all ,
I really laughed and laughed and laughed .................................................. .................... and laughed .................. and still laughing ................ because you , women , have proved something in my mind hhhhhhhhhhh " this time I'll keep it secret "'
Come on women ! I didn't mean any offence " trying to be gentle this time hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " ....
Ok ok ..... I have to admit that I'm disappointed in the men of the forum ...... Only two men participated in the topic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I smell " conspiracy " .................
هبلة عنقلنزي :
Women are the best thing in life !!!!!!!!!! I do agree with you because they make us laugh . Reading your first name proves that the joke is a real one hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .
ميس :
Ok ... I have looked at my face in the mirror and have said : " Thanks God I haven't got married yet " .. I think when I get married , I'll never have a chance to look at the mirror because I'll be busy all the time listening to your bla bla bla hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Miss. Cow ,
Thank you so much for the participation .
Aseel ,
You hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... Aseel , I won't talk a lot .... Look at the following names :
1-هبلة عنقلنزي :
2- Miss. Cow
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What do you think ?
ام بسمة :
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you call yourselves : Farashaat ..... Now I can easily end this war by going to the market and buying : Raid " .......... Thank you so much for being " butterflies " ... " no hard feelings "
Enigma ,
Come on ............ believe me , Hitlar will never forgive me if I surrender because you , women , are easy to defeat .... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
صهيل
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Would you please read your reply again ?? Then answer the following question : Can you pull your teeth out and eat without them ??? So , we're useful ... But chewing gum will be thrown after minutes of chewing hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " No hard feelings"
Let's see your logic .....
ام حمودي
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear sister , I haven't brought anything to myself .....Belive me , the war will be going on in this forum till you declare your defeat ............
صهيل الأصايل
04-12-2006, 08:51 PM
Let's see your logic .....
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Meant To be
05-12-2006, 04:12 AM
:124: :124: :124:
Definitely true, hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Brother, you know what just go for it as long as I'm here with you
By reading all the replies, I swear to God I couldn't stop laughing
What I do think, that Aseel and J.J once they read my reply, they will say, Meant To Be has just come to ignite the spark of the war again, no way ladies, coz Sultan has just brought the laughter hhhhhhhhhhhhh
Well done BROTHER
Aseel
05-12-2006, 02:45 PM
T. Sultan
Well, I took your side and betrayed Om Basma
I told them to stop the war against our dear supervisor
But
It
Seems
That
I'm
Gonna
Join
the war
So , you're gonna get Raid to get rid of us Ha
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OK. then enjoy the war brother
Regarding the names you mentioned , they're gonna kill you for sure hhhhhhhhhh
Meant to be
Welcome back brother, we missed you
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