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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Computer Husband



Aseel
30-11-2006, 04:33 PM
Salam to the sweetest, lovliest members of the most wonderful section in Saudi English

Seems that I'm in a good mood today

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Here, I wanted to share this funny post with you

I got it om my email... My husband sent it to me >> God knows what he means by that >>hhhhh

Enjoy reading it
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.


Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the dresses ?


Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning.


Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.



Wife - Ohh my God !forget it where's your salary?


Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.



Wife - at least give me your credit card,I can do some shopping.


Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.


Husband - data type mismatch.



Wife - you are useless.


Husband - by default.



Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?


Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.



Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?


Husband - the only user with write permission.



Wife - what is my value in your life?


Husband - unknown virus detected.



Wife - do you love me or your computer?


Husband - Too many parameters.



Wife - I will go to my dad's house.


Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.



Wife - I will leave you forever.


Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.



Wife - it is worthless talking to you.


Husband - shut down the computer.



Wife - I am going


Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.

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I'm gonna hide for a month if it's repeated, dear Enigma and T. Sultan

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enigma
30-11-2006, 04:44 PM
It's not dear

It's so funny indeed

You have all the right to suspect your husband's intentions by sending such mail to you

J.J
30-11-2006, 05:18 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhh ......


Wife - I am going


Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer. hhhhhhhhhhh ......


it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny .... If I were in her place ... I'would suicide ...


thank you honey ....

Salsa
01-12-2006, 09:08 AM
Funny

What your husband mean that he do really love to do what you want

But take it easy on him

His brine is infected with a Virus

HaHaHAHA

What ever !!!

deal with the virus sooooon sweetheart

Aseel
01-12-2006, 12:14 PM
Dear Enigma

being the first ont to comment on the post made me happy, at least I knew it's not repeated hhh

Regarding his intentions, don,t worry, he's under control hhhhhhhhh

thanx sweet heart for passing by

J.J

I missed u so much

hey come on, never say you'll suicide for a man hhhhhhh

Instead, say , I'll torture him , I'll make him suffer hhhhhhhh

?Am I teaching u bad things



Salsa

Well, if his brain is infegted by a virus, it's not because of me

It's because he spends many hours on the computer working on so many different systems

So glad that you liked it, Salsa

J.J
02-12-2006, 11:55 PM
Aseel ...


Honey ... I missed U too soooooooooooooo much ....

Be sure sweetheart that you never teach me anything bad ....

Believe me ... When I get married your the first one whom I will ask for advice coz I trust your opinion & wisedom ....


Don't worry ... no man deserves to committ suicide for him .... I will let him live in hell before he tries anything suspecious with me hahahahahahhahhaha ....

Aseel
03-12-2006, 04:47 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

J.J

Aha, that's what I want to hear >>> good girl >>hhhhhhhh

No need to teach you, honey

hhhhhhhh

It seem that soon you will have your master degree in dealing with men

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Wish u all the best, sweetheart

Meant To be
14-12-2006, 02:34 AM
hhhhhhhhhhhhh,

What a noisy husband

It's deadly funny, he is bad to the bones

Aseel the funny sister, thanks a lot for sharing it with us

Aseel
17-12-2006, 07:38 PM
Meant to be, the dear brother


thanx alot for taking some time to read the post though you are busy

Best of luck brother