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J.J
28-12-2006, 08:33 PM
Hello every one .... Do You Wanna laugh??? O.K. Then read this one....

:146:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

hahahahahahaha

Hope you'll like it ..... see ya :0903:

صدوف
28-12-2006, 08:53 PM
I really like it U may tell us more jokes

J.J
28-12-2006, 08:58 PM
صدوووف ...

Sure I 'll bring more jokes if you want .... nice to here that you liked it
Thankx 4 passing by [/size]

Meant To be
29-12-2006, 02:25 AM
hahaha

I bet he can tell,,,,!! Damn right

J.J

Thanks for sharing this funny post with us

J.J
29-12-2006, 03:05 AM
Meant to be ... you're welcome ..
And thanks for passing by ...

Try To Reach
01-01-2007, 01:49 AM
looooooooool
this so beautiful just coz JJ wrote it

hey thanx for the short jok i liked it for sure

and right

your sweetness is in the rarity of your existence

heavens then

J.J
02-01-2007, 02:22 AM
Try to Reach ...
thank you brother 4 your sweet words... you're sooo kind ..
And thank you for passing by and reading ... it means soooo much to me that a person with your talent and management of language pass by my topics ...
Thanks again brother.....

T.Sultan
02-01-2007, 05:44 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh I really laughed my lungs out when I read the joke.... hhhhhhhhhhhhh


Thank you so much for the lovely and funny joke ... Please, keep showring us with such jokes.

J.J
02-01-2007, 06:37 PM
Well ...well ...well .... look who's here???

T.Sultan .. it's really nice to see you around.. welcome back...
& thanks for passing by ..glad that you liked it .....

Salsa
04-01-2007, 06:47 PM
As usual you bring the smile in my face J.J

I you a life full of happince

Thanx Angel

Aseel
04-01-2007, 07:45 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhh

I've read it before


but from you is much funnier

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


coz it's J.J

hhhhhhhhhhh

the funny girl

مرسال
04-01-2007, 07:52 PM
.Thanks alot for the nice joke, I believe that is beauty one as well as you

Your Brother

مرساااااااااال

J.J
05-01-2007, 01:10 AM
Salsa ...

Welcome back honey ....!!!
I hope that you're O.K. after performing Hajj ... and I hope that Allah accepts it and that you came back as an innocent child with no sins .....

Hey sweety... did you pary for me ??? hahahahah

I hope this beautifull smile will be shining on your face for ever honey ...
It's really nice to have you back again with us ....

J.J
05-01-2007, 01:15 AM
Aseel ...

Honey .. thank you sooooooooooooo much for your words though I know that the joke would be funnier just coz I tell it ...>>>>>>>loooool ...
but when you say this it made me more happier coz it comes from you hahahahahah
thank you honey 4 passing by ...

J.J
05-01-2007, 01:17 AM
Brother Mersal ...
thanks for passing by ..
and for your compliments ...

ام بسمه
05-01-2007, 01:27 AM
Ha Ha Ha
I thought they were on the mirror
V, funny
Thanx

J.J
05-01-2007, 06:03 PM
Um Bassmah ...

Nice to see you around ..
thanks 4 passing by dear .....

enigma
07-01-2007, 01:03 AM
How nice and funny

Thanks j.j

Though I doubt that we enjoy talking more than males do specially these days

J.J
08-01-2007, 11:26 PM
enigma


thanks for passing by ...
It's really nice to have you back here again ...
We missed you....
And damn sure your right...those days men talk more even than we do ...