a funny short joke

[Aseel]

What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest ways of communication in the world:
a.. Tele-phone
a.. Tele-vision
a.. Tell-a-woman.







You still want faster?
a.. (Tell her not to tell anyone)




hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But that's not true >>> Don't beleive in it hhhhhhhhhhh

[مرسال]

hhhhhhhhhhh

Sure I can't believe it because the third one is the fastest one between the three.

hhhhhhhhh

I'm only joking

Thanks alot

Your Brother
مرساااااال

[J.J]

You still want faster?
a.. (Tell her not to tell anyone)

**************************
This made it even more funny ...
Thank you sweety for your lovely joke....
But don't you think that we shouldn't laugh of women especially with Meant to be & T.Sultan around hahahahahahha...

see ya ....

[English Lover]

a.. Tell-a-woman.







You still want faster?
a.. (Tell her not to tell anyone)




hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But that's not true >>> Don't beleive in it hhhhhhhhhhh


HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaa

I beleive this and it's true ASEEL

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaa

[Try To Reach]

Aseel

Yeah Yeah
thats True

it is the fastest one among them too
http://www.mahjoob.com/ar/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
hehehehehe

some women are just as horrible as this joke
http://www.mahjoob.com/ar/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

thank you Aseel

http://rayg.jeeran.com/images/WLCTP3C.gif

[ام بسمه]

I'll kill U Aseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

:sad:
Wait until i lay my hands on you

[Meant To be]

hhhhhhh:124: hhhhhhhhh:124:

I really, extremely, strongly, certainly, absolutely, and definitely do believe it is true


Come on Aseel admit that, but you know some people envy me of laughing, poor


Wallahi it's so funny, though it's true


J.J here I am, happy with no doubt, hahahahahahah

God bless ya all

[Aseel]

مرسال

Most welcome brother

Thanx for passing by


J.J

sweetheart, you know I just posted it for laughing

Never care about the crocdiles here hhhhhhhh <<< I feel that Tr. Sultan will just kick me out of the club hhhhhh



English Lover

So happy to see you here

sure you do believe coz you are a crocodile , too , lol

hhhhhhhhhhh

[Aseel]

Try to Reach


You feel so happy crocodile ha >> hhhhhhhhh

You're most welcome brother



Om Basma

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wallahi I laughed when I read ur reply

by the way, I do miss you alot, sweetheart


Meant to be

ya be happy

believe me, you are the same if not worse hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Qween]

thank you Aseel

[Salsa]

What ???!!

am not that Kind ??

so its not the Truth

Meant to be it`s your lucky day cz you are out with out a fight brother ??

HaHaHa

Man I discover that men have the same Habit

Wallahi << hehehe

dont get mad but I know humans are humans in the end

Thanks Aseel

and watch out sweetheart
Ok we dont want أم بسمة to get mad right Honey??

[Aseel]

Qween

most welcome, sister

Thanx for passing by



Salsa

hhhhhhhhh

sweetheart, it's just a joke which is not true >> lol

You're totally right about men >> oops I mean crocodiles hhhhhhhhh


Ya >> see I think Meant to be is that kind hhhhhhh

I enjoyed reading your reply sweety

[enigma]

Aseel

I know that you wanted to give us a sweet laughter

Why not dear

I know that some women not all of them have this habit of spreading news but aren't some men the same

At least we can have a good sense of humor and feel light enough to tell jokes about our own gender whenever we feel like to

Unlike some ones who always feel intimidated and never dare to expose any of their follies

[Aseel]

Enigma

No wonder I like reading your words


You just can read my mind


yes, you are right sweetheart, I just wanted to draw a smile on your faces

I like to share sweet things with you

Moreover, I just love it when I feel your laughter and smiles

My Allah grant you happiness , dear brothers and sisters

Dear Enigma thanx alot for your passing by

[Shyguy]

LoooL that was a crazy joke but sadly TRUE

























JuSt KiDdInG ;)

[Aseel]

LoooL that was a crazy joke but sadly TRUE

























JuSt KiDdInG ;)

Thanx alot for your passing by

and welcome to our club among your brothers and sisters

[GREEN-MOUNTAIN]

loool it's extremely true Sister Aseel

and you know what the secred word is don't tell anyone

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

women lool

[GREEN-MOUNTAIN]

secret not secred

[Donia-Ajeeba]

How funny

sure some women cannot

keep secrets

or hide news

On the other hand,, Men aren't the same

The are much worse sometimes

hahahahahaha

LoooooooooooooooooL

[Aseel]

Green mountatin

Yiu are right , it's true but it's also obvious that men are worse >> lol

hhhhh

Thanx brother for your passing by



Donia Ajeeba

Yep you're totally right

Some men are even worse

So glad to see you here

Be always around

[عنود]

immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nice joke

[Aseel]

عنود


Thanx alot for passing by


And welcome to the forum among your brothers and sisters

[T.Sultan]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sure the perfect answer is .................. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh God women ... you know how to make us laugh ..... thank you so so so much for making me laugh today... God bless you women.....................


tell-a- woman hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a perfect invention.........hhhhhhhhhhhhh


See you ....

[Aseel]

My brother T. Sultan


I do feel delighted when I feel that you are laughing


May Allah always keeps the smile on your face

Best Regards

[sha3oola]

Asooola I Am New Here In This Lovely Club But It Seems Wonderful
Any Way Thanks Alooot &keep On
:158:

[ميس]

O.k :133:Asellllllllllo see
u at Rudhah
We have prepared a surprise 4 u
:36_1_53:
hhhhhhhhhhhh

[Aseel]

Sha3loolla

Welcome, honey to our lovely club as you described it


I'm sure you're such a lovely member, too

And a gig thanx for your sweet words

Please be always around

[Aseel]

O.k :133:Asellllllllllo see
u at Rudhah
We have prepared a surprise 4 u
:36_1_53:
hhhhhhhhhhhh

Messsssssssssssso

I love you hhhhhhhhhh

I swear I feel so happy when I see your name


Are you serious about that surprise >>>hhhhhhh

You know me >> I'll come running now

hhhhhhh


Yalla

See u there

[مخاوي الدمعه]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wonderful

[Aseel]

مخاوي الدمعه


Thanks alot brother for passing by