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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Kinds of Woman



Instigator
25-03-2005, 02:39 PM
[align=left]:There are four kinds of woman as the following

,When woman is 18
.she is like a football; 22 men after her

,When woman is 28
.she is like a basketball; 10 men after her

,When woman is 38
.she is like a golf ball; 1 man after her

,When woman is 48
.she is like a tennis ball; 2 men hitting her to each other[/center]

Aisha
25-03-2005, 11:37 PM
HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!








Is the topic!!!!!!!!!!

yoyo
27-03-2005, 01:24 AM
لا لا اللهم نسألك العفو والعافية المهم لسه بدري علينا

Instigator
27-03-2005, 02:49 PM
HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!








Is the topic!!!!!!!!!!

[align=left].I think that you are upset :mad:
.It is the truth
,So, you should face it as it is
.even when it is RUDE[/center]

nettotey
01-04-2005, 11:39 PM
thts 22222222222222222222222222222 hard

majda9
02-04-2005, 02:00 AM
[ يا جماعة هذا التقسيم رياضي جدا فلازم تكون روحكم أقصد روحكن رياضية ههههههههههههههههههههههههه هههههههه

everlastin love
02-04-2005, 02:20 PM
اني احتج
اني اعترض
اني راح اعيط :(
لان هذا الواكع المرير :confused:

هبله عنقلنزي
02-04-2005, 10:28 PM
Excuse me instegartor it was a very silly subject
if woman is like this what about man?????????????????????????????????????////
it is my own openion you can i accept it and you can not
accept my regards

shy-rose
04-04-2005, 11:48 AM
hello everybody hello my brother ( instigator )
maybe the things which you have said is right _ I said MAYBE _ BUT it's not applicated about all the womwen ;)
:o and Not all the Women need the Man

Instigator
04-04-2005, 03:14 PM
[align=left]First of all, Thanks to everyone replied for me and wrote his/her opinions or
.feelings about this kind of truth

Second, it has been said that anyone can like or dislike anyone through his productions such as ACTIONS, SPEECHES, WRITINGS,...etc.
.You have the rights to dislike me
.So, as long as I am saying the TRUTH, I don't really care

.Third, to some extent, it is the TRUTH
So, all you should do is accept or at least face it
.as EVERLASTIN LOVE said

.Finally, I am so sorry of being RUDE if I am so
.So, please forgive me because I am saying the TRUTH :confused:[/center]

CHARLES DICKENS
11-04-2005, 03:48 AM
:D :D :D hi brother....I am a girl but I liked your topic!!!
WHAT if it is a truth??
we will not die of being women and have all these funny levels of life
so take it easy sisters....
this topic is so funny
keep on brother

;) ;)

:D :D

Instigator
13-04-2005, 05:43 PM
:D :D :D hi brother....I am a girl but I liked your topic!!!
WHAT if it is a truth??
we will not die of being women and have all these funny levels of life
so take it easy sisters....
this topic is so funny
keep on brother

;) ;)

:D :D

[align=left].Thank you CHARLES DICKENS for your comments and opinion
.I always take in cosideration LOVING WOMEN because I have a mother
.I thought that you are a male
.I really hope you enjoy it[/center]

ربيع العمر
13-04-2005, 10:05 PM
Hellow my brother Ilike your topic soooooo much
But it is not the womans' fauilt ,it is the mans' nature

معلمه مستجده
14-04-2005, 03:50 PM
يابنات لاتزعلون ولا يهمكم ... هذا الواقع فقط في بلاد الغرب .

أما هنا : فأبنائها يريدونها حتى ولو كانت عجوزا حدباء وأخوتها ووالدها وزوجها ان كان صالحاً ، ،،،، ( ياسلام على الرد ... داخله جد ) :)

Instigator
16-04-2005, 08:34 PM
.Thanks to everyone especially those friends who replied
.Our friendship makes me alive to survive
.Your comments and replies let me proceed to give you what need

najem21
16-04-2005, 09:07 PM
Dear Instigator
I think that your opinion is wrong because Islam upgrades the woman. Woman in Islam is like a diamond or pearl that no one touches or deals with her except her husband. But I agree that this is the TRUTH in the western society because the woman mixes with men so everyone deals with her, enjoys her and even practice illegal actions with her but in Islamic society, I believe that it is not the TRUTH.

Instigator
17-04-2005, 02:18 PM
Dear Instigator
I think that your opinion is wrong because Islam upgrades the woman. Woman in Islam is like a diamond or pearl that no one touches or deals with her except her husband. But I agree that this is the TRUTH in the western society because the woman mixes with men so everyone deals with her, enjoys her and even practice illegal actions with her but in Islamic society, I believe that it is not the TRUTH.



.You look a little bid harsh to me
,As long as I am saying the TRUTH
.let it go and take this

I did not talk about mixing, western society, Islamic society, enjoying
.and practicing illegal actions

.My opinion is not wrong because your thinking and thoughts are wrong

.Excuse me, sir
.Before you reply, you have to understand it

.So, this subject talks about WOMEN'S AGE to get married

,Therefore, if you are male looking for a wife
?what kind of woman you are going to propose to
.Answer me,PLEASE

!!!In KSA, old men look for the youngest woman to live with
?!!Why is it happening
.Tell me WHY, PLEASE

.By the way, it is the TRUTH in every society

.I am so sorry of being RUDE if I am so
:confused: :confused: :confused:

Desdemona
05-07-2005, 02:51 AM
"يابنات لاتزعلون ولا يهمكم ... هذا الواقع فقط في بلاد الغرب .

أما هنا : فأبنائها يريدونها حتى ولو كانت عجوزا حدباء وأخوتها ووالدها وزوجها ان كان صالحاً ، ،،،، ( ياسلام على الرد ... داخله جد ) :)"

معلمة مستجدة شكلك متحمسة:)

Relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
every one

this is life
Remember when you grow older, your concerns are getting bigger
you wont care about how to attract men

enigma
06-07-2005, 05:02 PM
[align=left]That was funny, I don't know

why they took it seriously. I'm sure u were kidding Instigator. Weren't you? Anyway keep

up writing nice things & don't let negative-minded people take hold of u with their ideas

[/center].

Dr_subahi
06-07-2005, 05:51 PM
- God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece

A famous saying by ( unknown )n

Instigator
06-07-2005, 10:26 PM
,haya
.thanks for your opinion

,enigma
.yeah, I were
.Thanks for this piece of advice

,Dr_subahi
.it is a meaninful saying
.Thanks for your support


.THANK YOU ALL FOR PASSING BY

ام الحارث
09-07-2005, 07:29 PM
Hi I think it doesn't matter whether you 're a man or a woman . The most important thing is care about yourself not to be hit by any one ....keep to the right track and God won't leave you .

Instigator
10-07-2005, 07:44 AM
ام الحارث
.thanks for your piece of advice and comment

.Thanks for passing by

اسيــ حبه ــرة
10-07-2005, 01:23 PM
..What a nice topic

Thanks Instigator for this topic

It's the truth ... But not all the women truth

I didn't get into any level of this

http://www.y1y1.com/hd0/albums/smil2963/8.gifThanx again

Instigator
11-07-2005, 06:32 AM
اسيــ حبه ــرة
.you will be in all of these levels sooner or later

.Thanks for paassing by and opnion


Best regards

ASTRO
13-07-2005, 03:19 PM
[align=left]GOD!! I thought I was entering a war zone !!
Personally, I think if you can't take a joke, you can't tell a joke. The guy was trying to lighten things up for God's sake!! What even worried me more is the fact that some people tried to show this as a matter of religion and East vs West !!

Well, to stand in arms with the embattled Instigator, I throw this joke at the ladies:

A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear." [/center]

Instigator
13-07-2005, 09:10 PM
,ASTRO
.GOOD JOB

.Thanks for being beside me





hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheha
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho


.I can't stop laughing

.THANKS A LOT FOR THAT FUNNY JOKE


.THANKS FOR PASSING BY AND COMMENT

wisam0
14-07-2005, 09:34 AM
Instigator


Dear sometime they do not like to say the TRUTH

e.g. the real age

But really I like CHARLES DICKENS
reply


Thank you


by the way am a man

Instigator
14-07-2005, 11:07 AM
,wisam0
.yes, it is the TRUTH that they can bear
http://www1.hellocrazy.com/reserved/cards/200410121237440.smileT.gif




THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT AND PASSING BY

النمور
24-07-2005, 08:43 AM
ohhhh my god

Instigator
24-07-2005, 02:46 PM
النمور
.I know it has been a serious conflict
I meant it as funny joke including
the truth but they considered it
!!!!!!as an offense
?????I really do not know why
,Anyway
????what do you mean
????Do you agree or disagree
????Is the truth or not

.I am waiting your reply
.So, feel and speak free


Best regards

smily face
23-11-2005, 06:00 PM
Hello everyone
I'm sure that I'm too late to participate but honestly I'd like to
first of all.... I think this is a truth in a way or another
and even if Instigator's words were wrong....no need for insulting each other
you all know that men cannot live without women despite thier ages and vice versa
so girls don't worry and don't take it seriously

SuPeRLaRk
27-11-2005, 02:33 AM
hi my dear
FROM MY OPINION IT IS THE TRUTH,
BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT THE BUATY OF THE WOMAN THAT SHE LOSTS IT WHEN SHE GROWS UP.

NOTHING ELSE

WHY THE WOMEN ANGRY

THE RESPECT FOR THE WOMAN WILL STILL UNTILL SHE BECOMES 199 YEARS AND FOREVER. AS MOTHER, SISTER, WIFE,,,,

WE LOVE THEM VERY MUCH

DR AHLAIN
28-11-2005, 02:12 PM
[align=left]

Hi brother


I just want to comment


What has been mentioned by my brother Instigator is a JOKE....


Usually,when people say things contradict facts are considered jokes

as he said:

I always take in cosideration LOVING WOMEN because I have a mother


Yes We Do respect woman ....But we enjoy teasing>>> joking (no more) o.o

So please you all(members)male/female we still brothers and sister

and never get angry of each other

WE ARE A FAMILY


Instigator



Finally, I am so sorry of being RUDE



My brother they said




HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Is the topic!!!!!!!!!!


You are Not rude....What They ment is the topic itself

Instigator....Don't stop until you reach

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7

a woman who stop you loooooooooooooool


Thank you very much[/center]

Abo Lama
30-11-2005, 12:57 AM
instigator










we missed u brother

plz dont take it for long

miss hope
03-12-2005, 02:45 PM
18
28
38
48


what is the secret of no.8

miss beauty
03-12-2005, 06:39 PM
[align=left].I think that you are upset :mad:
.It is the truth
,So, you should face it as it is
.even when it is RUDE[/center]


Thanks god i'm just 16 ... Now im right because i hate when people make me look older ... By saying u look that u are in the university...

The Revolver
09-12-2005, 06:06 PM
[align=left]Hello every body. I read the selly topic that Mr. Instigator wrote
He said that it was the truth about women.Hah!
Well let me remind U Mr. that your mother is a woman,your sister is a woman and your dauhgter (if U have one) is or will be a woman one day . And that's the truth.[/center]

Instigator
10-12-2005, 12:34 PM
Hello everyone

.Hello, dear


I'm sure that I'm too late to participate

.Late is better than never


but honestly I'd like to
first of all.... I think this is a truth in a way or another
and even if Instigator's words were wrong....no need for insulting each other

.That's what I was talking about
.I meant it as a joke but they got me wrong


you all know that men cannot live without women despite thier ages and vice versa
so girls don't worry and don't take it seriously

.That is really right
.We care for each other, men and women

,Dear member smily face
.thanks a lot for you nice and fair comment

Instigator
10-12-2005, 12:39 PM
hi my dear

FROM MY OPINION IT IS THE TRUTH,
BECAUSE IT TALKS ABOUT THE BUATY OF THE WOMAN THAT SHE LOSTS IT WHEN SHE GROWS UP.
NOTHING ELSE

.That is it
Alos, it is a joke


WHY THE WOMEN ANGRY

!!!!!!!!!!I do not know why


THE RESPECT FOR THE WOMAN WILL STILL UNTILL SHE BECOMES 199 YEARS AND FOREVER. AS MOTHER, SISTER, WIFE,,,,
WE LOVE THEM VERY MUCH

.That is really right

,Dear brother SuPeRLaRk
.thanks a lot for your comment

Instigator
10-12-2005, 01:40 PM
Hi brother
I just want to comment
What has been mentioned by my brother Instigator is a JOKE....
Usually,when people say things contradict facts are considered jokes
as he said:

.Hi, brother DR AHLAIN
.Yes, of course it is a joke



Yes We Do respect woman ....But we enjoy teasing>>> joking (no more) o.o

hahahaaaaiiiiii
.Yes of course. We reciprocate respect


So please you all(members)male/female we still brothers and sister
and never get angry of each other
WE ARE A FAMILY

.Yes, we are


InstigatorMy brother they said
You are Not rude....What They ment is the topic itself
Instigator....Don't stop until you reach

.I do not care about rude people



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a woman who stop you loooooooooooooool
Thank you very much

LooooooooooooooooooooL
,Dear brother DR AHLAIN
.thanks a lot for your nice and right comment and support

Instigator
10-12-2005, 01:41 PM
18
28
38
48


what is the secret of no.8

LooooooooooooooooooooooL
hahahahahahaaaaaiiiiiiii


.I think 8 is a kid


,Dear miss hope
.thanks for your comment

Instigator
10-12-2005, 01:42 PM
instigator










we missed u brother
plz dont take it for long



,Hey, Abo Lama
.here I am
.Thanks for you asking about me

Instigator
10-12-2005, 01:45 PM
Thanks god i'm just 16 ... Now im right because i hate when people make me look older ... By saying u look that u are in the university...

.Yor are going to become one of these ages
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hahahaaaaiiiiiiiii
.It is a joke


,Dear miss beauty
.thanks a lot for your comment

Instigator
10-12-2005, 02:04 PM
Hello every body. I read the selly topic that Mr. Instigator wrote
He said that it was the truth about women.Hah!
Well let me remind U Mr. that your mother is a woman,your sister is a woman and your dauhgter (if U have one) is or will be a woman one day . And that's the truth

.Hey, The Revolver
.I salute you for your silly reply
.Good and well job
^
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^
Clapping


I do have mother and sisters and I always take
in consideration LOVING WOMEN because
.I have a caring and lovely mother

.So, as long as I am saying the TRUTH, I do not really care

.In spit of your silly reply, it will remain the bitter truth
.I want to tell you why your reply is so rude and silly
Because you jumped many useful topics before this
true topic and commented on. Also, you wasted your
.time in writing your silly and useless comment

Do not waste your time to write such rude and
,silly reply. If you have something good to say
say it. If you do not have so, do not waste your time

,If you question a SUPERVISOR in public
.you are in guilt of breaking the rules
.So, you may be banned accordingly

Before you add your reply, read the whole topic
.and its replies in the hope of understanding it right
.In other words, it is a joke
.This topic does not insult or humiliate women
.You just took it so seriously. So, take it so nice and easy

.Instigator; English Club Supervisor

enigma
10-12-2005, 10:51 PM
Dear brother Instigator

Haven't I told you once before : " Not to let negative minded people take hold of you with their ideas " 0

You could've simply ignore such mentality and never answer him or her back

As his / her first contribution I find it disgraceful to present oneself that way specially if you notice that he / she is a member since May

One more time I want you to calm down and keep posting your lovely topics

We truely miss your sense of humor

Instigator
11-12-2005, 09:54 PM
Dear brother Instigator
Haven't I told you once before : " Not to let negative minded
people take hold of you with their ideas " 0

,Dear sister Enigma
.yes, you really have done so
.So, thanks for your piece of advice


You could've simply ignore such mentality and never answer him or her back
As his / her first contribution I find it disgraceful to present oneself that way specially if you notice that he / she is a member since May

I know that but I hate when this topic is token
.so seriously or when misunderstanding me



One more time I want you to calm down and keep posting your lovely topics
We truely miss your sense of humor

.Thanks a lot for your nice and lovely words

Best regards
Instigator

password26
11-12-2005, 11:06 PM
[align=left]looooooooooooool I love it ................. although I wish it wasn't true but
Unfortunately it is [/center]

Instigator
12-12-2005, 03:03 PM
[align=left]looooooooooooool I love it ................. although I wish it wasn't true but
Unfortunately it is


,Dear password26
.I am happy that you like it

.Thanks a lot for your fair comment and passing by[/center]