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helmwardi
22-04-2007, 04:32 PM
Cool jokes[/LEFT]
What do you call a penguin in the desert?:36_16_2:

Lost


What do frozen cows do?
They give ice cream

What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant

What is black and very noisy?

A crow with a drum set. :36_16_2: :36_16_2:

Wiill Vandom
22-04-2007, 08:16 PM
:124: hhhhhhhh
very funny thanx for drowing a smile in our faces
I liked your name
:36_4_12:

helmwardi
23-04-2007, 06:30 PM
Muchas gracias

jodi
23-04-2007, 07:08 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

its funny

Thanks alot


Mr.سكرووووو (دلع السكران)

050
29-04-2007, 05:32 PM
الله يعطيك العافية

050
29-04-2007, 05:33 PM
مشكوررررررررررررررررررررر رررر:36_4_12:

Dr_subahi
01-05-2007, 08:07 AM
Good

Ok what time is it when an elephant sits on a chair?

It's time to buy a new chair.

helmwardi
01-05-2007, 03:38 PM
thank you Dr. Sobahi

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It is a coooooooooooooooool joke

helmwardi
01-05-2007, 03:43 PM
this is another one................



WHAT DO YOU GET FROM NERVOUS COWS??


MILK SHAKES






WHY DID THE COW JUMP OVER THE MOON?/

BECAUSE THE FARMER HAD COLD HANDS



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young mother
03-05-2007, 02:58 AM
Dirty Little Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

:124: :74: :124: :74: :053:

helmwardi
04-05-2007, 01:23 AM
I LIKE YOURS HONEY
YOUNG MOTHER THANKS ALOTTHEY WERE SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ام دحيم
04-05-2007, 01:20 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh very funny tganks

helmwardi
04-05-2007, 06:17 PM
أم دحيم أشكر لك مرورك حبيبتي

وأضحك الله سنك

helmwardi
09-05-2007, 07:19 PM
thanks 4 passing by