Palestinian Pearl
22-06-2007, 04:00 PM
TEACHER : Maria, go to the
map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me
a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I
am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher )
looooooooooooooooooool
map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS : Maria!
_______________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are
you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says,
"School Ahead, Go Slow."
__________________________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
you asked me how I spell it!
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is
the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
O!
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you
always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me
a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I
am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter
of the alphabet."
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give
an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
__________________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't
have to, my Mom is a good cook.
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
the same dog!;
__________________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : ( A teacher )
looooooooooooooooooool