the master
24-06-2007, 09:07 AM
A Man's Guide To Female English
-- We need to talk = I need to complain
-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
-- We need = I want
-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.
-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me .
-- Yes = No
-- No = No
-- Maybe = No
-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
take care bye
-- We need to talk = I need to complain
-- Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to
-- I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
-- We need = I want
-- It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
-- Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
-- I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.
-- I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
-- I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
-- Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
-- I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
-- You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me .
-- Yes = No
-- No = No
-- Maybe = No
-- I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
-- This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
-- Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
-- Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
take care bye