E.T.Reem
26-09-2007, 12:35 AM
Good evening
I choose some joks for you
(( hope you enjoy ))
* BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
* GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
* GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
*GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
* MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
* WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
* Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
* Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
I choose some joks for you
(( hope you enjoy ))
* BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
* GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
* GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
*GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
* MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
* WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
* Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
* Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".