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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : A Woman's Fishy Story



befor THE after
12-05-2005, 06:17 PM
A Woman's Fishy Story
;) :mad: :p :mad: :cool:


A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, maam" and he left.............


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

FINISHED


PS. I'm pro-women and a very great supporter towards their rights…

So, please women don't start…

I'm by your side….always and forever…

Abo Lama
13-05-2005, 06:09 AM
they r really evil creatures


be aware guys :D

god job my friend


keep on plz

اسيــ حبه ــرة
13-05-2005, 09:59 AM
wooooooooow what a wounderful woman

before THE after
Thank u 4 this great story

It is the BEST

Instigator
13-05-2005, 02:42 PM
.You are such a bad boy
?You cannot zip your lip, can you

Stop talking about women like this
.because men would be more than this evil stuff

.So, watch your mouth, brother
.Thanks

ابوعلي
13-05-2005, 03:20 PM
befor the after

great topic


Abu lama

good comment

زهرة وفى
13-05-2005, 03:44 PM
thanks daling for this topic

thank you my brother I NSTIGATOR but let him say any thing
we want to learn how does he think no problem
i think Abo lama And ali
take this story as funny
keep on

befor THE after
13-05-2005, 05:54 PM
they r really evil creatures


be aware guys :D

god job my friend


keep on plz




HI ABU LMA

Sorry, I totally disagree with because they are nice creatures with some kind of evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil and evil

So , please don’t go that hard on these beautiful nice creatures

TNX

befor THE after
13-05-2005, 05:56 PM
wooooooooow what a wounderful woman

before THE after
Thank u 4 this great story

It is the BEST



TNX FOR NISE REPLYS

befor THE after
13-05-2005, 06:05 PM
.You are such a bad boy
?You cannot zip your lip, can you

Stop talking about women like this
.because men would be more than this evil stuff

.So, watch your mouth, brother
.Thanks






SO, your're telling me that you care about them more than they do…

Hehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhe

You cant stop me laughing , sorry my friend

But , I promise that I will BE gentle , nice , sensitive and kind in order not to hurt women

Does this go with you ?

I hope so

TNX

befor THE after
13-05-2005, 06:37 PM
befor the after

great topic


Abu lama

good comment



TNX MY FRIEND

befor THE after
13-05-2005, 06:43 PM
thanks daling for this topic

thank you my brother I NSTIGATOR but let him say any thing
we want to learn how does he think no problem
i think Abo lama And ali
take this story as funny
keep on


TNX SIS

DONT WORRY , I'M ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE

Instigator
14-05-2005, 03:54 PM
SO, your're telling me that you care about them more than they do…

Hehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhe

You cant stop me laughing , sorry my friend

But , I promise that I will BE gentle , nice , sensitive and kind in order not to hurt women

Does this go with you ?

I hope so

TNX



!!!You already hurt women by such evil stuff

.It really goes with me if you will keep your promise[/font]

befor THE after
15-05-2005, 04:21 PM
my friend Instigator

please keep your hair on

and dont get so pushy

tnx