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daydreamer
15-05-2005, 04:31 AM
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.

Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women"
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband? Miss her.
Pity her.
Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before.
Wife: Well, how about the kitchen?

Abo Lama
15-05-2005, 08:12 AM
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."



yes u r right :o


thx alot my sister


and keep on
plz

ابوعلي
15-05-2005, 02:47 PM
Hi daydreamer

What`s the matter with u ...calm down

don`t be so agresive

men are poor

Instigator
15-05-2005, 02:48 PM
?What is a man's idea of helping with housework
.Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

.They are so wonderful words
.So, carry on, please

befor THE after
15-05-2005, 04:06 PM
Wife , I want to go somewhere I've not been before
Husband, how about the library

Wife, I want to do something I've not practiced before
Husband, what about making a joke

Wife, there's something I cant get ride of
Husband , sure it's shopping

Tnx my friend your topic is awesome

still_alive
15-05-2005, 04:40 PM
you know......

for me men are SO STUPID

LOL

just kidding brothers


that was so interesting and so funny

thanks and keep on please

>Your sis

daydreamer
15-05-2005, 06:07 PM
thank u instigator
abo lama
still alive
abo ali im not that agresive,am i???i think u r blessed to have such cute sisters in this site
before the after i wanna change ur name....ur new nick name gonna be mr.teaser

ميس
15-05-2005, 08:47 PM
[align=left]daydreamer
?why your apessimist :( in this beautiful life
my sis our life full of kind men
only remember,The overlord..the prophet Mohammad..peace be upon him
be rosy :p
ur sis[/center] :o

درة المشـــاعر
15-05-2005, 09:45 PM
Day dreamer




May Allah bless you

daydreamer
15-05-2005, 11:15 PM
[align=left]thanx dorah and mays
by the way im not a pessimist
im a romantic daydreamer toe to head[/center]

زهرة وفى
16-05-2005, 12:18 AM
thanks my sister
i wish for you happy life full with rose and flowers
keep on we are reading for you

daydreamer
16-05-2005, 12:40 AM
[align=left]thanx zahra
u r so cute[/center]