مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : To be 6 Again
enigma
18-12-2007, 03:56 PM
A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, observing his wife turning back & forth, looking at herself in the mirror
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, then took her to Six Flags theme park
What a day ! o
He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was
Five hours later they "staggered out " of the theme park. Her head was realing & her stomach felt upside down
He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries & a chocolate shake. Then it was off to movie, popcorn, a soft drink & her favorite candy, M&M's,. What a fabulous adventure ! o
Finally she " wobbled " home with her husband & collapsed into bed exhausted
He leaned over his wife with a big smile lovingly asked, " Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" o
Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! o
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Even when you guys are listening you always get it wrong
Can't you get it right
For God sake get it right once in your lifetime
I hope that you enjoy it
Happy Eid to all of you
CHARLES DICKENS
18-12-2007, 04:34 PM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooools
I can't stop laughing
well , engima male guys here will kill you...have you written your Will
??
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I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! So funny
Happy Eid to you too Teacher S.engima
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Instigator
18-12-2007, 05:03 PM
!!!!What such an insult
??What the hell are you saying about men
!!!Oh my God
.You are digging your own grave
.Say your prayers
.Get ready to be kicked and buried into
WAR
.You asked for it and brought on yourself
Come on, guys!!! Give me a hand
.because war has started
.Get your rights back
!!!!!!March forward
Ok, Enigma. Good try but don't
.do or even try it again
You know what. Why are women
??always obsessed with their look
enigma
18-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Wallahi
I didn't laugh then when I first read the story as I did now when I read your replies
You are something
Mona Honey
Let them see how ***** they are
Instigator Dear
Are we the only ones who are
I think nowadays men are more obsessed than us
By the way
I'm glad that you got your lovely spirit back
And pretty sure that you won't start any wars against your sister
so quiet
19-12-2007, 10:38 PM
What a funny story Enigma (: o
I couldn't agree with you more on that some men do listen but only to what they want, that's why they get things wrong....o
let's be frank... although I'm a female and I shouldn't be saying this but I felt pitty for the husband
at least he remembered his wife's birthday (which not all men do of course) and tried to make it the best..yet, by the end of the long exhausting day she didn't even thank him..
she should've been grateful .. o
don't be mad at me girls
anyway stop the war guys and evryone fixes his\her own car
looooooooooooool
Happy Eid to all
enigma
20-12-2007, 04:12 PM
So guiet
Dear
Happy Eid to you too
We'll never be mad at all
We're all here have the right to speak frankly
It's true that he deserved to be thanked but that doesn't change the fact that men in general are lousy listeners
Aseel
22-12-2007, 05:29 PM
ha ha ha
I really laughed hard
CoOoL
It's a funny one
I think men have a problem with understanding
They never get the right point
May Allah help women
LoL
Thanks a lot, dear, for bringing the smile to our faces
:)
Meant To be
22-12-2007, 10:55 PM
Well well well, it's a war that I smell
:@
I love the story , but not that much
and I really burst into laughing whenever I think of that poor woman, after the rides she has tried, I wish I could see her face
:D
and the bottom line of the story should be as follows:
Women sometimes weird and vague, and they got a child mind, that's why the man treated her that way
lol
She could have said size besides the word six, right
the man got no blame though
I guess she deserved that, hahahaha
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP ME
Thanks a bunch sister for the laughter u brought to me, in my unlovely temper
Bless ya
enigma
23-12-2007, 11:40 PM
Aseel
They do have a big problem but refusing to admit it dear
Thanks to you sis for passing by
MTB
No No No
We won't stop you dear
You can keep it on as much as you want
We'll be more than glad to read your words cause what you just said is a good proof of what the story wanted to convey
:74:
Are you serious in asking the lady to define what she meant by the word "six" you've got to be kidding me
Anyway it was great knowing that the story gave you a pleasant time in spite of everything
Thanks for passing by
البـارع
27-12-2007, 05:17 AM
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I meant my Dress Size , you ........ !! o
loooooooooooool
that’s a funny story, but she fooled him
enigma
a lot of men r bad listeners as well as all women around the world complain about that
you say: he ignored…, he didn’t care…,didn’t pay attention…etc
but, also I think women partly exaggerate and sometimes are unfair with us
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enigma
26-01-2008, 05:38 PM
بارع
Accept my apology for the delay in responding to your cute reply dear brother
I think I forgot about the whole topic
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What you said was right
But don't you think it's a bit hard to trust men
:p
Try To Reach
27-01-2008, 12:21 AM
We wish we got it right
but sometimes we have to
particularly when its about that Creatures called Women
it was so nice to read this story
and to be honest it gave me a new tactic to use with my sweet heart
loool
anyway
enigma
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enigma
28-01-2008, 05:46 PM
That creature called woman
What a classy and sophisticated way to address a person who happens to be your mom,sister, aunt or wife
Thanks Try for giving me an idea of the way you think of us
:p
Try To Reach
28-01-2008, 08:51 PM
enigma
whats wrong with the word Creature dear Mother lol
Come on
don't take it through a negative attitude
you are the most sweet and beautiful creatures
besides, you better have another demonstration to use instead of crying
I'm your mother ahe ahe I'm your sister ahe ahe I'm your daughter ahe ahe
lol
that you may have a good plea
h3
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English Lover
29-01-2008, 02:04 AM
enigma
May be this husband loves his wife so much
So
So , he wanted to do what she has liked so fast
no time to think for making your love happy >>>> this is the idea of this man and all :124:
thanx enigma :36_4_12:
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