مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Smart Answers
Hi everybody ...
Sometimes you hear many different answers ..
Some answers are acceptable while the others are not ..
but what do you think of these answers ??
Boy : May I hold your hand ?
Girl : No thanks, it's not heavy .
Girl : If we become engaged , will you give me a ring ??
Boy : ya , sure .. what's your phone number ??
Wife : If you tell a man something ,it goes into one ear and comes out of the other
Husband : And if you tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of
the mouth
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested ??
Pupil : A teacher !!
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !! :D
Hope you like these answers ..
Instigator
19-06-2005, 02:52 AM
,Wife: If you tell a man something
.it goes into one ear and comes out of the other
,Husband: And if you tell a woman something
.it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth
!!!How smart and tricky these answers are
THANKS A LOT
ابوعلي
19-06-2005, 11:46 AM
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !!
I like it
Thanks shosho
boy:may i hold ur hand?
girl:no thanks it's not heavy
coooooooooooooooooooooooool
thanx ShoOoOooOoSh
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اسيــ حبه ــرة
21-06-2005, 12:37 PM
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested ??
Pupil : A teacher
I think this the most funny joke I ever heard
Thanks aloooot sis for this great topic
Carry on please
Desdemona
21-06-2005, 03:48 PM
[align=left]so funny especially
And if you tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of"
the mouth"
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Dr_subahi
21-06-2005, 08:38 PM
Here are some more smart answers I hope u like them:
What is dogma?
A mother of puppies
What is Bacteria?
the back entrance to a cafeteria.
What is Catacomb?
a comb for a cat.
What is a Kipper?
a fish that sleeps a lot.
1: that’s a lovely bulldog you’ve got.
2: it is not a bulldog- it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall.
An ugly woman said to the photographer: make sure your photo do me justice.
Photographer: Madam you don’t need justice you need mercy.
My husband was a war baby. When he was born his parents took one look at him and started fighting.
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy.
dr_subahi@yahoo.com
اسيــ حبه ــرة
23-06-2005, 03:46 PM
My husband was a war baby. When he was born his parents took one look at him and started fighting.
*********
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy
I love it Doctor... It's amazing
Carry on
daydreamer
24-06-2005, 02:11 AM
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !!
so funny and wise answers
thanx dear
its coooooooooooooooooooooooool
specially bacteria.... is the back entrance of cafeteria
fanx
همس الهداية
28-06-2005, 03:24 AM
Dear ShoSho,
How funny those answers are?
I like all the answers.
Regards,
زهرة وفى
28-06-2005, 03:24 PM
is very nice topic
thanks my sister shsho
and Dr subahi
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