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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Smart Answers



شوشو
18-06-2005, 02:34 PM
Hi everybody ...

Sometimes you hear many different answers ..

Some answers are acceptable while the others are not ..

but what do you think of these answers ??

Boy : May I hold your hand ?
Girl : No thanks, it's not heavy .

Girl : If we become engaged , will you give me a ring ??
Boy : ya , sure .. what's your phone number ??

Wife : If you tell a man something ,it goes into one ear and comes out of the other
Husband : And if you tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of
the mouth

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested ??
Pupil : A teacher !!

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !! :D


Hope you like these answers ..

Instigator
19-06-2005, 02:52 AM
,Wife: If you tell a man something
.it goes into one ear and comes out of the other
,Husband: And if you tell a woman something
.it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth

!!!How smart and tricky these answers are


THANKS A LOT

ابوعلي
19-06-2005, 11:46 AM
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !!

I like it

Thanks shosho

ميس
19-06-2005, 05:14 PM
boy:may i hold ur hand?

girl:no thanks it's not heavy

coooooooooooooooooooooooool

thanx ShoOoOooOoSh

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اسيــ حبه ــرة
21-06-2005, 12:37 PM
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested ??
Pupil : A teacher

I think this the most funny joke I ever heard

Thanks aloooot sis for this great topic

Carry on please

Desdemona
21-06-2005, 03:48 PM
[align=left]so funny especially
And if you tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of"
the mouth"
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Dr_subahi
21-06-2005, 08:38 PM
Here are some more smart answers I hope u like them:

What is dogma?
A mother of puppies

What is Bacteria?
the back entrance to a cafeteria.

What is Catacomb?
a comb for a cat.

What is a Kipper?
a fish that sleeps a lot.

1: that’s a lovely bulldog you’ve got.
2: it is not a bulldog- it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall.
An ugly woman said to the photographer: make sure your photo do me justice.
Photographer: Madam you don’t need justice you need mercy.

My husband was a war baby. When he was born his parents took one look at him and started fighting.

Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy.


dr_subahi@yahoo.com

اسيــ حبه ــرة
23-06-2005, 03:46 PM
My husband was a war baby. When he was born his parents took one look at him and started fighting.
*********
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too noisy

I love it Doctor... It's amazing

Carry on

daydreamer
24-06-2005, 02:11 AM
Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot !
Sam : It's a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ??
Sam : My grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher
Teacher : What about your mother ??
Sam : She is a woman !!


so funny and wise answers
thanx dear

Arif
24-06-2005, 03:42 PM
its coooooooooooooooooooooooool
specially bacteria.... is the back entrance of cafeteria

fanx

همس الهداية
28-06-2005, 03:24 AM
Dear ShoSho,

How funny those answers are?

I like all the answers.

Regards,

زهرة وفى
28-06-2005, 03:24 PM
is very nice topic
thanks my sister shsho
and Dr subahi