so short so funny

[Desdemona]

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?Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round
.Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was

(2
."Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl
."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
."And do you know who I am?" asked the boy
."No," she replied
"Thank goodness!"

(3
?Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph
.Joseph: Because of a sign down the road
?Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late
"!Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow

(4
?Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you
!Tim: Not a bit

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[Instigator]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

,Haya
.regardless they are short, they are so funny

.Thanks for entertaining us

.I am happy to see posting thread in English Club

.So, carry on this way, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

[Dr_subahi]

.well done
we are waiting for more

[اسيــ حبه ــرة]

Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl
."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
."And do you know who I am?" asked the boy
."No," she replied
"Thank goodness!"

WOOOOOW real coooooooooooooooooooool

Haya

........Thanks sis for this funny jokes

Keep on this way