Desdemona
21-06-2005, 01:08 AM
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?Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round
.Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was
(2
."Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl
."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
."And do you know who I am?" asked the boy
."No," she replied
"Thank goodness!"
(3
?Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph
.Joseph: Because of a sign down the road
?Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late
"!Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
(4
?Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you
!Tim: Not a bit
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(1
?Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round
.Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was
(2
."Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl
."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
."And do you know who I am?" asked the boy
."No," she replied
"Thank goodness!"
(3
?Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph
.Joseph: Because of a sign down the road
?Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late
"!Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow
(4
?Teacher: Tim, you missed school yesterday, didn't you
!Tim: Not a bit
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