ريما الحسين
03-04-2008, 02:13 AM
1.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other
2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
3.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present
7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece
8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power
9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on
11.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before
12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread
13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
14.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one
end & a fool at the other
2.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where
one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
3.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either"
6.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present
7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such away that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece
8.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculinewill-power is
defeated by feminine water-power
9.
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage
10.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on
11.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before
12.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do notread
13.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight
14.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life