مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : One time
زهرة وفى
12-08-2005, 10:44 PM
A couple has lived happily with each other. A
neighbour asked them why they can live happily for such a long time, and this is what the husband told him.
"In our honeymoon, we rode a camel to travel around an ancient city. Suddenly, the camel stumbled. My wife smiled gently and said "one time". The camel stumbled the second, and my wife smiled again and said "two times". The poor animal made the mistake the third time and my wife immediately shot it with a shortgun. I was very angry and criticized her. She smiled gently and said "one time".
(ASTRO)
13-08-2005, 12:32 AM
hahahahahahahahahahah
Poor husband. I can only imagine him all those years fearing the pharse "two times". But I guess this is like killing the cat at the wedding night
Thank you dear Zahra for this funny story. You put a BIG smile on my face
زهرة وفى
13-08-2005, 01:07 AM
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Who is this?
wo0o0o0o0w
He is amagnificent dear Astro
YOU ARE WELCOME
HAHAHAAHAAAY
ok. you have anew story tell me about
killing the cat at the wedding night
is it astory
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enigma
13-08-2005, 02:40 AM
That was funny dear Wafa
I think this is the ideal way to treat husbands.You do agree with me ,don't you :D
Instigator
13-08-2005, 03:00 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahah
.It is so funny
.I hope that it was the first and last time
,Wafa
thanks for amusing us
.and making us laugh
.Keep it up
ابوعلي
13-08-2005, 06:30 AM
looooooooooooool
It`s a realy funny story ... and the husband has learned a lesson
enigma
I don`t agree with you , and I want to say something else ... ONE TIME http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/wink2.gif
Instigator
ofcourse It was the first and last time or he won`t be alive to tell his story
(ASTRO)
13-08-2005, 01:48 PM
Dear sweet Zahra
In the Hejaz Area newly wed-grooms are advised by their male friends to be tough with their brides since day one. They would tell a groom to be stern and kill a cat at the wedding night to plant fear and respect in his bride's heart. Of course, no one ever did that to the best of my knowledge. I guess most girls nowdays are like the lady you have described in your story loool
زهرة وفى
13-08-2005, 09:24 PM
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My well- liked dear friend
Enigma
Of course, I agree with you
this is the ideal way
hahahhhhhhhhhhy
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زهرة وفى
13-08-2005, 09:28 PM
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My rare dear and brother
Yasser
You are welcome
Surly , this is the first and last time
Therefore they have lived happily
Hahaaaaaaay
But now you must listen advise of Astro
Thanks for passing
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زهرة وفى
13-08-2005, 09:33 PM
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My dear and big brother
Abo Ali
You are welcome
I pleasure to see here and your comments
I have laughed when I read
ofcourse It was the first and last time or he won`t be alive to tell his story
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زهرة وفى
13-08-2005, 09:37 PM
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thanks darling for clear the matter
Astro , you are always a splendid person
aaahhhaaa
now I understand that
o.k read my story's sister
once , my sister told me about her husband
she said that when she was bride and first night
her husband said that he wanted falcon
my sister is silent because she was shy
my new bride I really wanted to kill falcon in front you
but my sister had criticized him
and she told him that the respect and estimation is better than your behaviour
ابوعلي
13-08-2005, 10:42 PM
Zahrah I have not seen Abu Lama `s reply here in this post
It was me ...Abu Ali
زهرة وفى
14-08-2005, 01:46 AM
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sorry, Abo Ali
May be I had got used tosee Abo lama
and he is always with us
sorry my big
brother Abo Ali
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Abo Lama
14-08-2005, 02:57 AM
zahrat wafa
i felt very sorry for this man !!
beleive it or not...this is how women treat their men :o
i wounder, women women without men would be ..what?
;) :D
i do realy thanku for ur sad+funy story
i`m very sorry 4u and my brother abu ali :D
ابوعلي
14-08-2005, 05:58 AM
It`s O.K. Zahrah . It happens a lot
I`ve done it once before
زهرة وفى
14-08-2005, 11:09 PM
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my dear and scarce friend
Abo lama
you are welcome
you said that
beleive it or not...this is how women treat their men
my point of view
i think that you have a strong personality with a kind heart and your wife will fear from you and you love you i think
Don't worry darling
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زهرة وفى
14-08-2005, 11:12 PM
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welcome back Abo Ali
o.k i wil not forget your name next times :p
sorry again
اسيــ حبه ــرة
20-08-2005, 03:35 AM
So lovely Wafa
nice story
keep on this way please
زهرة وفى
20-08-2005, 10:27 AM
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my smart sister
Asirat hobhi wish you property and successful
thanks for passing
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