THE LEGEND
13-08-2005, 03:00 AM
Which month has 28 days?
All of them!
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet". Note
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter
brought the food and put it on the table. After a
moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the
waiter, "or everyone will want one."
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2birds. The other 3 fly away!
If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!
This Kitchen will be closed today
because of illness.
I'm SICK of cooking
Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office
i wish that you have enjoyed it
and thank you for being pationts
mangooooooooool
All of them!
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet". Note
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries were dead.
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter
brought the food and put it on the table. After a
moment, the man called the waiter and said:
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"
"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the
waiter, "or everyone will want one."
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2birds. The other 3 fly away!
If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!
This Kitchen will be closed today
because of illness.
I'm SICK of cooking
Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Because it is in the middle of waTer!
What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?
The "Post Office
i wish that you have enjoyed it
and thank you for being pationts
mangooooooooool