مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Three parrot
زهرة وفى
16-08-2005, 06:46 PM
A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?
The owner said it was $250.
"$250", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him "BOSS"!!
Instigator
16-08-2005, 08:10 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
hahahahahahahahaha
.That was so funny
I think that the last parrot has
.a dictatorial and strong personality
,Wafa
.thanks for amusing and entertaining us
.Keep it up
enigma
16-08-2005, 09:14 PM
Bless you honey for posting such delightful things
I needed the laughter
(ASTRO)
16-08-2005, 09:45 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This joke is a killer. I am going to show it to my friends at work
Thank you Zahra. You always amaze me with the sweet stories you post
THE LEGEND
16-08-2005, 10:29 PM
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
very funny Zahrah
thank you
زهرة وفى
17-08-2005, 12:24 AM
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My rare friend Yasser
You are welcome here
I
think that the last parrot has
.a dictatorial and strong personality
Hahaahhhy may be .. I would like to know
Why is it boss
Believe me you are boss here
Thanks for passing here
زهرة وفى
17-08-2005, 12:31 AM
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You are honey my splendid friend
Enigma
I glad to see here and also this post has achieved your laugh : )
Thanks for passing and your reply
زهرة وفى
17-08-2005, 03:44 AM
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My magnificent dear
Astro
the name that amaze me in this topic
you are welcome
I glad to see you here and read your comment
o.k tell your friend
that pleasure me
زهرة وفى
17-08-2005, 03:46 AM
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My dear the legend
you are welcome
Iglad to see you here
Abo Lama
17-08-2005, 04:40 AM
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
:D :D :D :D
zahrat wafa
i do really like parrots
but they seem to be very expencive 4me
thanx alot
and keep on plz
ابوعلي
17-08-2005, 05:53 PM
loooooooooooooooool
thanks Wafa for drawing a big smile on my face
زهرة وفى
18-08-2005, 12:35 AM
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My dear
Abdul Al rhman
You are welcome
Really ,you like parrots
Listen to me I have daughter's son ,his old five years, his name
Abdul Alrhman
We asked his
What is your name
He answered
My name (maaaan)
He pronounced his name like this maaaan
He watched parrots in Taif
My daughter's son watched parrots (say man)
A parrot said man
Abdul Alrhman
Dad look a parrot call me maaaan :)
Thank for passing
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زهرة وفى
18-08-2005, 12:42 AM
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My dear and big brother
Abo Ali http://www.asawr.com/vb/images/smilies/063.gif
You are welcome
I am glad to know about you
You are pleasure through the post : )
Thanks for passing
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اسيــ حبه ــرة
20-08-2005, 03:05 AM
Really funny
I like it soooo much ... Thanks
you Wafa 4 entertaining us with this
beautiful joke
^_^
زهرة وفى
20-08-2005, 10:23 AM
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you are welcome
Asirat hobh
i glad to see you
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thaaaaaaaaanx
foooOoooOOOofOooOo
it`s soooo
funny
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زهرة وفى
22-08-2005, 09:09 PM
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you are welcome
Mees
thanks for passing
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