اسيــ حبه ــرة
21-08-2005, 11:22 AM
Hello brothers and sisters
Here are some lovely and short stories I brought
them to you ... Have a nice time
------- First -------
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.
“Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”
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_______ second ________
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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_______ Third _______
A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason.
After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, “Honey, why don’t I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start over again.”
“Fine,” she agrees. “That might help.”
The husband goes outside, then comes back in and announces, “Honey, I’m home!”
“Where the hell have you been?” she yells back. “It’s after seven!”
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That's all
I'll bring more next time
Here are some lovely and short stories I brought
them to you ... Have a nice time
------- First -------
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.
“Whoa!” the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”
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_______ second ________
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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_______ Third _______
A man arrives home from work at the usual time of 5 p.m. His wife immediately begins yelling at him for no reason.
After two hours of her complaining, he turns to her and says, “Honey, why don’t I go outside, pretend I just came home, and we can start over again.”
“Fine,” she agrees. “That might help.”
The husband goes outside, then comes back in and announces, “Honey, I’m home!”
“Where the hell have you been?” she yells back. “It’s after seven!”
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That's all
I'll bring more next time