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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : I n a supermarket



زهرة وفى
24-08-2005, 01:17 AM
In a supermarket

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk

wisam0
24-08-2005, 01:59 AM
very funny

thanks

sis

ابوعلي
24-08-2005, 03:20 AM
clever old lady

thanks Wafa

اسيــ حبه ــرة
24-08-2005, 03:57 AM
what an amazing story

Really funny

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daydreamer
24-08-2005, 04:17 AM
poor guy
thanx sis 4 the story

Instigator
24-08-2005, 04:24 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
.That's so funny
What a poor man!!!! He felt so sorry
.for that old lady but he was tricked

,Sister Wafa
.thanks a lot for making me laugh
.You made my day

.Keep it up

زهرة وفى
25-08-2005, 04:26 AM
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who is this

ahaaaa

my frind [color=#940306]wisam

you are welcome

i am very happy to see you here


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زهرة وفى
25-08-2005, 04:45 AM
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ohh ,my dear big brother here
Abo Ali
welcome

this topic is enlighten

yeah this old women very dangerous

haaaaaaaaaay

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زهرة وفى
25-08-2005, 04:49 AM
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there is also amazing

my meery sister
Asirat hobh

she is here

thank you
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ميس
26-08-2005, 04:34 AM
my sis Wafa

thanks 4 this funny story

i like it
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but
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i like this
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moooooooooooore
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الطيب الحبوب
27-08-2005, 10:05 PM
Really funny

زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 01:33 AM
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my sister Day dreamer

thanks for passing
sorry for the late
hhhhaaaaay he is really a poor

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زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 01:41 AM
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My rare friend
Yasser

you are welcome Iam very happy to see your comment
here
thanks darling
i'm sorry for the late

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زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 01:49 AM
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my sweet sis
Meeees

welcome welcme welcome

iam very happy to see here

wo0o0o0w
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what are you doing Mees?
Are you playing Mees?

but take care
Do'nt fall ..please
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really do you like this
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me too i like it
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THE DARK MAN
31-08-2005, 02:15 AM
hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

it`s sooooooooooooo funny

thanx my sis

zahrat wafa


but

u know

i`m angry with u

:mad: :mad:

.

زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 02:19 AM
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my new friend

Al taeeb Al haboob
الطيب الحبوب

you are welcome
thanks for passing
i wish to see you again




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زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 02:25 AM
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my dear
the dark man

you are welcome

i 'm very happy to see you here


u know

i`m angry with u[/color ]

[color=#AC5668]Darooky

what do you say
of course , i didn't know about that
Darooky
what is happend
why are you Angry with me

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THE DARK MAN
31-08-2005, 02:39 AM
try to remembr



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one aday

u have said that

u will

write a funny story

about

syrian guy and footbal

:D :D :D

.

زهرة وفى
31-08-2005, 02:52 AM
welcome back
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaayy

i remeber that

but you complete
i say if i find that i will write it
but
really i do'nt find it
but i will ask my brother
may be remeber and i will tell you
promise you
i will say if i find or no
o.k darling
you are a great man

enigma
03-09-2005, 11:34 PM
[align=left]Very comical

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زهرة وفى
04-09-2005, 02:09 AM
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my dear Enigma
thanks for passing



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sweetGirl
12-09-2005, 02:56 AM
OOhhhhh poor man
thanks sweety for this story

still_alive
13-09-2005, 08:00 AM
God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really cried when she asked him to say (goodbye mother)

now she's just an evil old lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway thanks dear sis

alwed222
17-09-2005, 02:17 PM
what anice story my dear.iam waiting for more.thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhanks

زهرة وفى
20-09-2005, 11:18 PM
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my new friend
sweet girl

iam happy to see here
you are welcome
yaaaahhhhhhh this guy is very poor

thanks for passing

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زهرة وفى
20-09-2005, 11:26 PM
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my new friend
Still Alive

you are welcome

me , too but i don't cry just i feel with sorrow for her so i guess she has ayoung the same age and he died
but when i knew the end story
she is evil and despicable woman

thanks darling and you feeling for a young

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زهرة وفى
20-09-2005, 11:30 PM
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my new friend
Alwed222

you are welcome and what anice presence for my topice
it is your presence

thanks darling

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