#*بلسم جروح*#
05-08-2008, 10:45 AM
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral
coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men
walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to
disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line.
Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife."
What :smile (73): happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin :smile (55):? "
"My Mother-in-Law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog
attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the
first one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog :smile (72):?"
The man replied,
"Join the queue."
coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men
walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to
disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
single line.
Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife."
What :smile (73): happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin :smile (55):? "
"My Mother-in-Law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog
attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the
first one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog :smile (72):?"
The man replied,
"Join the queue."