The Koala and the Little Lizard

[the snake]

A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,


'Hey Koala ! What are you doing?'








The koala says:



'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and

they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.



A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and

helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
'What's the matter with you?'



The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into

the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting

finishing a joint, and he looks up and says 'Hey you!'


So the koala looks down at him and says:


'Shiiiiiiiiiiit ..... how much



Water did you drink?!!'