SPICY GIRL
06-02-2009, 06:16 PM
Hi dear members and happy Friday to all of you. Today I bring to you some jokes to make you happy:smile (31):, and if you've another funny jokes please tell me:smile (29):.
**A mouse is in the kitchen with her baby when a cat comes in.
The mother mouse picks up the baby mouse and runs as fast as she can, but she's not fast enough. She begins to shout at the top of her little voice, "Woof! Woof!" The cat is so shocked it stops in its tracks, and runs away.
The mother mouse turns to her baby and says, "You see now how important it is to learn a foreign language?"
**Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.
Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness.
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.
**An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
**A mouse is in the kitchen with her baby when a cat comes in.
The mother mouse picks up the baby mouse and runs as fast as she can, but she's not fast enough. She begins to shout at the top of her little voice, "Woof! Woof!" The cat is so shocked it stops in its tracks, and runs away.
The mother mouse turns to her baby and says, "You see now how important it is to learn a foreign language?"
**Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.
Q: What is a computer's first sign of old age?
A: Loss of memory.
Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.
Q: What is a computer virus?
A: A terminal illness.
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.
**An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."