Do you have a joke

[I care]

[hello there.........

every one who knows a funny joke writ it here
lets start

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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live
?Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday

[علاء]

hhhhhhhh

nice joke

my turn

i hope u like it

Happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year.
As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000.
If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

[I care]

hhhhhhhh
sure i like it

thanx for sharing us funny jokes

take care!

[meme cute]

Hehehehe

That's funny


Trust that this appeal to you


A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
كان احد الأزواج يصحو ويعود الى الغيبوبة لعدة اشهر
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned
ومع ذلك كانت الزوجة الى جانب سريره في كل يوم من تلك الأيام. وفي أحد الأيام عندما افاق الزوج اشار for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
الى زوجته أن اقتربي اكثر. وما ان جلست إلى جانبه حتى همس اليها و عيناه مغرورقتان بالدموع, قائلا:
"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
أتعلمين؟ لقد وقفت الى جانبي في كل الأوقات العصيبة


When I got fired, you were there to support me.
عندما فصلت من العمل, كنت هناك لتسانديني


When my business failed, you were there.
وعندما خسرت في تجارتي, كنت هناك لي


When I got shot, you were by my side.
وحينما اصبت بالرصاص, كنت الى جانبي




When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
وعندما خسرنا منزلنا, بقيت هنا معي



When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
وعندما بدأت صحتي بالتدهور, ظللت الى قربي


You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her
heart began to fill with warmth.
أتعلمين؟ ؟؟؟"ماذا ياعزيزي" سألت بكل لطف, مبتسمة وقلبها ممتلئ بالدفء


"I think you're bad luck."
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[I care]

what a bad luck


thanx meme cute for ur nice joke

who's next ?

[إجتماعي]

?Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one

[عدو اليأس]

Hehehehe

That's funny


Trust that this appeal to you


A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
كان احد الأزواج يصحو ويعود الى الغيبوبة لعدة اشهر
yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned
ومع ذلك كانت الزوجة الى جانب سريره في كل يوم من تلك الأيام. وفي أحد الأيام عندما افاق الزوج اشار for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears,
الى زوجته أن اقتربي اكثر. وما ان جلست إلى جانبه حتى همس اليها و عيناه مغرورقتان بالدموع, قائلا:
"You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times.
أتعلمين؟ لقد وقفت الى جانبي في كل الأوقات العصيبة


When I got fired, you were there to support me.
عندما فصلت من العمل, كنت هناك لتسانديني


When my business failed, you were there.
وعندما خسرت في تجارتي, كنت هناك لي


When I got shot, you were by my side.
وحينما اصبت بالرصاص, كنت الى جانبي




When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
وعندما خسرنا منزلنا, بقيت هنا معي



When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
وعندما بدأت صحتي بالتدهور, ظللت الى قربي


You know what?" "What dear?", she gently asked, smiling as her
heart began to fill with warmth.
أتعلمين؟ ؟؟؟"ماذا ياعزيزي" سألت بكل لطف, مبتسمة وقلبها ممتلئ بالدفء


"I think you're bad luck."
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this is not a joke .., in fact this is a story:smile (13):

[I care]

اجتماعي
hh
very funny thank u 4 ur passing
عدو اليأس
!!where's ur joke

[انجليش وبس]

nice jokes
thanks alot

[I care]

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

[zeeko]

a miser has 3 apples .. he wants to eat them . so, he cuts one open , but he finds it full of worms . so he throws it away. Then he cuts the second and also finds it full of worms and throws it away too . So, he turns off the lights and eats the third apple .

[zeeko]

A boy asks his twin brother , furiously :" Where've you been ?" Mom bathed me twice !!

[zeeko]

a donkey watching a horse race and saying to himself : " I wish I had completed my high school " .

[zeeko]

Have fun :smile (68):

[I care]

Have fun :smile (68):

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looooooool
thanx 4 ur funny jokes and passing

[special miss]

Hi, everyone! I liked the jokes a lot and this is my first participation. I hope you like it.
A king went to fight his enemies. When the battle was over, he gathered his armies and discovered that one of his officers was not present with his army. The officer returned afterward and the king sent for him.
The king: Where have you been?
The officer: I was fighting your enemies in the west.
The king: But I don't have enemies in the west!!!
The officer: Well, you have now! :girl face (190)::girl face (190):

[I care]

very funny

thanx mi dear

[special miss]

Hi, again
I've heard a new joke and I thought that you'd like to hear it:

Speaker 1: You are so talkative! Do you take after anyone in your family?
Speaker 2: Well, it runs in the family. You see, each member in my family had to talk a lot because his work required him to do so. My grandfather was a politician and my father was a teacher.
Speaker 1: What did your mother do?
Speaker 2: She was a WOMAN!

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[Endless Hope]

I have a joke happened with me
My student : Teacher do u work in another place ?
I : No Like what ???h
The student : I saw a doctor like u in a hospital
I: A doctor and a teacher !!! How does it come.



Hahahahahahaha


I hope u like it

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it is a real joke

[I care]

special miss

its pleasure 2 have u again here with us

thanx 4 ur joke



miss noor

hahahahhhhhhh

!!!! what kind of student do u have

thnak u mi dear 4 ur real joke