Funny Mathematics

[ثامر الحربي]

Hello everybody

As you can see I'm a new member in this great forum and i told myself that i should take part in this club

so here I'm with my first attempt , hoping you will like it

here is some facts I gatherd through the years, things that i found totally TRUE and IRONIC as well,

and i thought we could share this with you to wonder about how odd things can get, when it comes to MEN and WOMEN

here we go

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


SHOPPING MATH



A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE



A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



Can you see how ironic ?

Regards

[special miss]

Thank you. Thamir
That was really funny
I really liked the ones that show how smart women can be.
:smile (72):

[BloumagrieT]

Those are really funny ..

Thank you brother and welcome to the club

ثامر الحربي

[إجتماعي]

in fact that's not only funy.... that's really theories :smile2 (1): speical the:0


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


thanks and welcome to the forum

[postgraduate]

ثامر الحربي

Those are really funny . Thanks brother alot and welcme to the English Club .

[ثامر الحربي]

Thank you. Thamir
That was really funny
I really liked the ones that show how smart women can be.
:smile (72):
Yes, smart and annoying at the same time , lol
:smile (37):
thank you for stopping by sis

[ثامر الحربي]

SoOoSoOo

Glad to have you here

thanks for your nice words

[ثامر الحربي]

إجتمااعي

Those theories need to be proved , what do you say if you and I work togather for such case

we can write a book about it you know loooooool


thank you bro for passing by

regards

[ثامر الحربي]

Thank you postgraduate for passing by

[shy-rose]

welcome my Brother ..........


nice and funny topic


especially this one


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


hahahahaha..... I like it because it's a truth