SuPeRLaRk
21-10-2005, 06:43 PM
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There was this Asian lady married to an American> >
.man and they lived in Honolulu
The poor lady was not very proficient in the English
language, but managed to communicate with her
.husband
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
.for groceries
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
a leg of mutton. She didn't know how to put forward
her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. The butcher got the message and
.the lady went home with mutton legs
.The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
.breast. The lady got what she wanted
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate
....this, she brought her husband to the store
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?What were you thinking
!!!Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English
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There was this Asian lady married to an American> >
.man and they lived in Honolulu
The poor lady was not very proficient in the English
language, but managed to communicate with her
.husband
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
.for groceries
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
a leg of mutton. She didn't know how to put forward
her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. The butcher got the message and
.the lady went home with mutton legs
.The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
.breast. The lady got what she wanted
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate
....this, she brought her husband to the store
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?What were you thinking
!!!Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English
...........Now get back to work[/center]