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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Me Speak no English



SuPeRLaRk
21-10-2005, 06:43 PM
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There was this Asian lady married to an American> >
.man and they lived in Honolulu

The poor lady was not very proficient in the English
language, but managed to communicate with her
.husband

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop
.for groceries

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
a leg of mutton. She didn't know how to put forward
her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. The butcher got the message and
.the lady went home with mutton legs

.The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she
unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
.breast. The lady got what she wanted

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy
sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate
....this, she brought her husband to the store

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?What were you thinking

!!!Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English
...........Now get back to work[/center]

Instigator
22-10-2005, 12:44 AM
loooooooooooooooooooool
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaiiiiiiii
:D
:D :D :D
:D
!!!!!!!I was really thinking negatively


,Dear brother SuPeRLaRk
that is a tricky way of
.attracting my attention
.Also, it is so funny
.Thanks for making me laugh loudly

.Keep it up
.I hope to see more from you

السفير
23-10-2005, 05:25 AM
[align=justify]Very nice trick[/center]

زهرة وفى
25-10-2005, 08:29 PM
thanks my brother
you are a clever

miss beauty
25-10-2005, 09:22 PM
Thanks that was so funny

actually this is like what happens in our schools the girls can't speak then they start acting ....

thanks

tottey
25-10-2005, 10:05 PM
so nice tnx

اسيــ حبه ــرة
26-10-2005, 11:57 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I though it might be something else

It's so excieting, funny and sweet joke

we need some fun in hard times

Thanks a million dear

Hope to see more