BloumagrieT
28-07-2009, 01:12 AM
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An advice from a friend who really cares for you
Money
It can buy you a house
But not a home
It can buy you a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
but not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering
SoSend me all your money
And i will suffer for you
Cash only please
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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An advice from a friend who really cares for you
Money
It can buy you a house
But not a home
It can buy you a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
but not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering
SoSend me all your money
And i will suffer for you
Cash only please
:smile (72):
:smile (26):
:smile (98):
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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
.
.
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this
case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
.
.
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
.
.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
.
.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
.
.
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
.
.
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep
it.
.
.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
:smile (31):
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