SuPeRLaRk
07-12-2005, 04:16 PM
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Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymoushttp://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/1.jpg
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/22.jpg
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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/6.jpg[
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home
always.
--Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She
said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
the mud fell
off.
--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the
garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump
in."
--Anonymous
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/14.jpg
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to
married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."
--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at
the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly parted mother
and
started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to
another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with
profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you
have to die?" The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't
wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in
is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a
wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too
much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for awhile
but then smiled " It really works ! "[/center]
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/f/44.gif
http://www.w6w.net/upload2/07-12-2005/w6w_200512070602593f035bdf.jpg
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/f/32.gif
Every man should get married some time; after all,
happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
--Anonymoushttp://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/1.jpg
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.
--Sam Kinison
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd
be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later;for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
----------------------------------------------------------------------
- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/22.jpg
----------------------------------------------------------------------
- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
---------------------------------------------------------------------
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/6.jpg[
---------------------------------------------------------------------
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home
always.
--Anonymous
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She
said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
--Anonymous
------------------------------------------------------------------
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
--Anonymous
-------------------------------------------------------------------
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then
the mud fell
off.
--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the
garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump
in."
--Anonymous
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/s/14.jpg
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to
married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."
--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at
the
frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
--Anonymous
---------------------------------------------------------------------
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly parted mother
and
started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to
another
man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with
profound
intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you
have to die?" The first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't
wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in
is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect
himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a
wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too
much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for awhile
but then smiled " It really works ! "[/center]
http://www.al-molatham.net/p2/f/44.gif
http://www.w6w.net/upload2/07-12-2005/w6w_200512070602593f035bdf.jpg