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19-02-2010, 08:55 PM
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ULTIMATE JOURNEY
Ticket Type : One-way
Price : Absolutely free (booking confirmed)
Passenger Details:
Name : One of the Children of Adam
Origins : From clay
Address : Planet Earth
Conditions Of Travel:
Departure : From life on earth
Destination : Eternal life
Stop-over : Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight : From couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time:
Time of death : Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time : On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)
Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning. Three questions will be asked:
1. Who is your God?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura "Ibrahim" of the Holy Quran.
Luggage:
1. Despite the fact that the air transfers only one passenger at a time, there
are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you
2. You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
3. Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
4. Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of
well spent time on calling people to Islam.
Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.
Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.
For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah, could also consult Aalims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.
Additional instructions:
1. You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other
travel documents. To prepare for a comfortable flight:
2. Pray 5 times a day
3. Read the Holy Quran
4. Follow the sunnah to the best of your ability and be ready for your flight,
as you may have to depart any minute (even now)
Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket:, Either to Hell or to Paradise .
Jahannam OR Jannath
Hence read & practice the instructions from the manuals ( Qur'aan and Sunnah) carefully And follow to reach JANNAH.
Insha Allah , With HIS Grace, We all meet there in the Gardens of Jannah.
JANAZA AIRLINES
Allah is the Greatest.
When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country.
Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qura'an and the Hadiths.
Where our plane won't be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janazah.
Where our luggage won't be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.
You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge, with your Creator's compliment.
Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud.
Where our perfume won't be Channel, Paco Rabane, but the camphor and attar.
Where our passports won't be Indian, British, French or American but Al Islam.
Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave to stay or else, but, The "La Ilaha Illallah".
Where the air hostess won't be a female, but Isra'iil and its like.
Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece
of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth.
Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah International Terminal but the last Terminal Graveyard.
Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.
Where the Immigration Officer won't be His Majesty's officers, but Munkar and Nakeer.
They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.
Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.
Where the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.
Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the Hellfire.
This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, So your savings would not come handy.
This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.
Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.
Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.
Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.
Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would have lost all your sense of joy.
Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been
booked, the day you became a fetus in your mother's womb.
Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.
You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!
One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.
Are you prepared.... .you better be!
**********************************************
ULTIMATE JOURNEY
Ticket Type : One-way
Price : Absolutely free (booking confirmed)
Passenger Details:
Name : One of the Children of Adam
Origins : From clay
Address : Planet Earth
Conditions Of Travel:
Departure : From life on earth
Destination : Eternal life
Stop-over : Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight : From couple of seconds to several millions of years
Departure time:
Time of death : Exact time is unknown (but it can happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time : On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)
Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible Auditors - two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning. Three questions will be asked:
1. Who is your God?
2. Who is your prophet?
3. What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura "Ibrahim" of the Holy Quran.
Luggage:
1. Despite the fact that the air transfers only one passenger at a time, there
are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you
2. You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
3. Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
4. Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of
well spent time on calling people to Islam.
Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable refundable.
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.
Captain:
Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.
For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah, could also consult Aalims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.
Additional instructions:
1. You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other
travel documents. To prepare for a comfortable flight:
2. Pray 5 times a day
3. Read the Holy Quran
4. Follow the sunnah to the best of your ability and be ready for your flight,
as you may have to depart any minute (even now)
Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket:, Either to Hell or to Paradise .
Jahannam OR Jannath
Hence read & practice the instructions from the manuals ( Qur'aan and Sunnah) carefully And follow to reach JANNAH.
Insha Allah , With HIS Grace, We all meet there in the Gardens of Jannah.
JANAZA AIRLINES
Allah is the Greatest.
When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a trip to another country.
Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qura'an and the Hadiths.
Where our plane won't be Indian Air Lines, British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janazah.
Where our luggage won't be the allowed 30 Kgs, but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.
You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge, with your Creator's compliment.
Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit or the like but the white cotton shroud.
Where our perfume won't be Channel, Paco Rabane, but the camphor and attar.
Where our passports won't be Indian, British, French or American but Al Islam.
Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave to stay or else, but, The "La Ilaha Illallah".
Where the air hostess won't be a female, but Isra'iil and its like.
Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class or economy but a piece
of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth.
Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah International Terminal but the last Terminal Graveyard.
Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep gloomy Qabr.
Where the Immigration Officer won't be His Majesty's officers, but Munkar and Nakeer.
They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.
Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.
Where the transit airport will be Al Barzakh.
Where our final place of destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the Hellfire.
This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, So your savings would not come handy.
This flight can never be hijacked so do not worry about terrorists.
Food won't be served on this flight so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal.
Do not worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things of the past.
Do not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leaves on time.
Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment program because You would have lost all your sense of joy.
Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been
booked, the day you became a fetus in your mother's womb.
Ah! At last good news! Do not worry about who will be sitting next to you.
You will have the luxury of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you can!
One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.
Are you prepared.... .you better be!
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