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muhamedr
12-03-2010, 05:21 PM
A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,but they can also help us understand a language. Here are7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?


4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?
6. What animal can jump higher than a house?
7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?

وردة من الماس
12-03-2010, 08:40 PM
I liked them a lot

but would you be kind to give us the answers ??

thaaaanks

فاتح القدس
12-03-2010, 10:42 PM
1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

i think it is the word

eye

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فاتح القدس
12-03-2010, 10:45 PM
3. Which month has 28 days?

I think all months have 28 days

muhamedr
13-03-2010, 12:19 AM
Dear friends give it a second thought and try to give answers

فاتح القدس
13-03-2010, 12:40 AM
muhamedr

what about my answers

muhamedr
13-03-2010, 08:01 AM
muhamedr

what about my answers

فاتح القدس Dear
Thankx for your efforts, but not all of your answers are right

ACME
13-03-2010, 12:50 PM
A laugh-a-day keeps the doctor away! Jokes make us laugh,but they can also help us understand a language. Here are7 jokes that I hope you enjoy.

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

Envelope

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

IDK

3. Which month has 28 days?

Every Month

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

Post Office

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?

IDK

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

A roo

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?

IDK



I hope I got some of them right
Thaaaaaaaaaanks A loooooot
Sirhasan
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muhamedr
13-03-2010, 08:34 PM
I hope I got some of them right
Thaaaaaaaaaanks A loooooot
Sirhasan
.


Sirhasan
Thanx for the try, but not all what you replied was right
some were right such as
the first , third and fourth
well done anyway

muhamedr
14-03-2010, 01:52 PM
any other answers

:smile (28)::smile (28)::smile (28):

M.o_o.N
14-03-2010, 02:37 PM
1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

envelope

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

You are a liar lol > and I a cheater =)


3. Which month has 28 days?

all the months

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

Post office

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?

it may freez lol

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

none

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?

He is a live , dead bodies are the ones which should be buried

muhamedr
14-03-2010, 08:34 PM
Thanks alot for your comment.. I will write the asnwers after making some other members share.. Have a nice day.
maybe most of your answers are right