ههههههه - زلة لسااااااان - SLIP OF A TONGUE- what would you do if I idied

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I found this topic somewhere and I wanted to share with You

I liked it and I think it is funny ,. I hope you like it , too



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh no"

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[Petunia]

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."






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sooo funny

she now knows his real face hahaha by asking that question

but i think it wasn't a slip of a tongue:smile (24): that's what he is planning for

looooool after tooo late he got up>>what he was dearming about?!!:smile (80):


thank you sir for the funny story

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Dear Pink Pen , Nice to see you here
I appreciate your passing and comment
After all , the truth will be out one day
No matter how hard one tries to hide it
May Allah bless you
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I hope it will draw a smile on the reader's face
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Thanks Sir. Hasan
You made me laugh alot.

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Thanks Sir. Hasan
You made me laugh alot.


Thanks Lamees for your passing

I am happy you liked it.

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O_O Oh my God he already know the next wife lol

That man is filthy .

Thank you brother . Funny joke :)

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i think the hasband now almost died

lol

thank you Hassan

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O_O Oh my God he already know the next wife lol

That man is filthy .

Thank you brother . Funny joke :)




LOoOL >>> That husband is planning beforehand
But one day the cat will be let out of the bag
Thanks a bundle for your passing , dear

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