English Lover
29-12-2005, 10:41 AM
A dinner conversation that took the wrong turn:
WIFE : "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND : "Definitely not!"
WIFE : "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND : "Of course I do."
WIFE : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND : "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE : "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan).
WIFE : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE : "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND : "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE : "Would she wear my Jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "Well, I suppose so."
WIFE : "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND : "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE : - - - silence - - -:eek:
HUSBAND : "Oops . .."
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WIFE : "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND : "Definitely not!"
WIFE : "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND : "Of course I do."
WIFE : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND : "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE : "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND : (makes audible groan).
WIFE : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE : "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND : "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE : "Would she wear my Jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "Well, I suppose so."
WIFE : "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND : "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE : - - - silence - - -:eek:
HUSBAND : "Oops . .."
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