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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : The best way to avoid lying



Mr.Salem
12-10-2010, 03:13 PM
If you guys have seen Shrek the cartoon, there was a scene when prince charming asks Pinocchio about shrek. Pinocchio cannot lie becuse if he does his nose will get bigger.
So, he gave the most complecated answer in the history.

This is the actual conversation :

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Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.
:smile (98)::smile (98)::smile (98)::smile (98):

I hope you like it

prettyالسبهه
12-10-2010, 10:36 PM
ha ha haaaaaaaaai
I like Shrek and his strong wife
really If met someone like+Pinocchio
I will lose my temper and die directly
+

Mr.Salem
13-10-2010, 12:28 AM
ha ha haaaaaaaaai
I like Shrek and his strong wife
really If met someone like+Pinocchio
I will lose my temper and die directly
+

You know what , I couldn't agree more or less on having not such a non scnce of what we should not to accept in such matter
:smile (91)::smile (91)::smile (91)::smile (91)::smile (91)::smile (91)::smile (91):

Thanks for passing by

Petunia
13-10-2010, 01:05 AM
it made me feel irritated but it's kind of smart and best way to evade the answer where there is no answer for the question

so you gave us a great solution if we were in a trouble one day:smile (91):

thank you brother

Miss-Thought
13-10-2010, 01:24 AM
I would rather accept the lie instead of this complicated truth

just a quick reminder, there is a white lie:smile (8): hopefully there is no one needs to lie

thanks a million for this nice story

RAIN SONG
13-10-2010, 01:38 AM
running away from truth

Really she is smart i wanna 2 get one of her makeshifts
thanx bro

Mr.Salem
13-10-2010, 12:59 PM
it made me feel irritated but it's kind of smart and best way to evade the answer where there is no answer for the question

so you gave us a great solution if we were in a trouble one day:smile (91):

thank you brother

Thanks Petunia for comming by,
To be hounest , I would rather lie than going throgh this

Mr.Salem
13-10-2010, 02:36 PM
I would rather accept the lie instead of this complicated truth

just a quick reminder, there is a white lie:smile (8): hopefully there is no one needs to lie

thanks a million for this nice story

I totally agree with you however, the white lie gets little darker somtimes.

Thanks for comming by ,,,,

Mr.Salem
13-10-2010, 02:38 PM
running away from truth

Really she is smart i wanna 2 get one of her makeshifts
thanx bro

Rain song Thanks for passing by .....

ACME
13-10-2010, 07:30 PM
A funny way of evading being a straightforward and telling the truth
Thanks a lot for this amusing topic

Mr.Salem
13-10-2010, 09:08 PM
A funny way of evading being a straightforward and telling the truth
Thanks a lot for this amusing topic

Sirhasan , Thanks a lot for passing by, I am glad that you like it

اموووووووله
08-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Thank you.

Mr.Salem
10-11-2010, 08:22 AM
you are welcome ...

rrhatem
10-11-2010, 09:30 AM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

monalife
10-11-2010, 08:36 PM
The best way to avoid lying
is to keep silent
if you dont like to lie , close your mouth

i really appreciate your's idea
thanks alot

Mr.Salem
13-11-2010, 01:25 PM
Thanks a lot for passing by

M.o_o.N
13-11-2010, 08:04 PM
hahaha thats cute

I will probably just lie and save my time instead of all these bla bla bla lol

Mr.Salem
14-11-2010, 09:17 PM
Good to say you again Moon.
very glad that you like it , and I totally agree with you I would rather lie than going throw this hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thank a lot