مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Funny Dialogues
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Here are some funny short dialogues . I hope you will like them
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Wooden leg
My friend said he knew a man with a
wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his
other leg?"
Boy or girl
A: Just look at that young person with the
short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you
were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
The spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug
before you drink.
The first day
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at
school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go
back tomorrow?
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Thief
Policeman -This man is charged with stealing
an elephant, sir.
Judge -Search him!
Flies
Why were the flies playing football on the
saucer?
Because they were playing for the cup!
Short talk
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
homework."
The blood
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
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prettyالسبهه
24-10-2010, 07:16 AM
wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+
Mr.Salem
24-10-2010, 09:26 AM
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
:smile (77)::smile (77):
Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,
ツأميمة الأحمديツ
24-10-2010, 10:50 AM
Thanks
sir
so nice
wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+
I am happy you liked them . Thanks for being here
rose rani
24-10-2010, 06:41 PM
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,
It's my great pleasure to read that
Thanks
sir
so nice
Thanks for being here
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
It's my great pleasure
انين الذكرى
29-10-2010, 01:49 PM
:smile (77):
Really funny topic
^^
thanks alot
......
crazylove2
29-10-2010, 02:25 PM
ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks
دومنتي
29-10-2010, 05:31 PM
looooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooool
looooooool
سارة اخت فيصل
29-10-2010, 05:57 PM
yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh
^_^
إجتماعي
29-10-2010, 06:01 PM
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl
LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot
if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group
:smile (77):
Really funny topic
^^
thanks alot
......
I am happy you liked them . You are always welcome
ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks
You are welcome
student1989
30-10-2010, 11:34 PM
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looooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooool
looooooool
Thanks 4 being here
miss tagreed
31-10-2010, 07:21 PM
REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood
rana kamal
31-10-2010, 08:34 PM
thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you
سيفين
31-10-2010, 10:25 PM
so funny
thanks a lot
auxaux
31-10-2010, 10:32 PM
Thaank you
The ZooKeeper
31-10-2010, 11:08 PM
So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir
Lolita 1
31-10-2010, 11:56 PM
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh
^_^
hahahaha >>> Ahlan Wasahlan >> Always welcome
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl
LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot
if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group
Of course I do not mind and you are always welcome
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you are welcome
ام نونو
01-11-2010, 07:59 PM
woow ,,thanks
سنيوره1
01-11-2010, 09:18 PM
thanks so much
it's really funny
REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood
Happy to read that ^_^ . Cheer up
thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you
You are most welcome . God bless you
علو المقام
02-11-2010, 09:32 PM
May Allah reward you
الراقي4
03-11-2010, 12:39 AM
wonderful
i really laughed loudly
انا وطموحي
04-11-2010, 03:57 PM
:smile (40)::smile (87): شكرا
انا وطموحي
04-11-2010, 03:59 PM
اريد الترجمة الله يوفقك:smile (87)::smile (87)::smile (87):
so funny
thanks a lot
It's my pleasure
أحمد303010
05-11-2010, 02:25 AM
s:guy face (62): So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!
أحمد303010
05-11-2010, 02:28 AM
So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!!! :smile (23):
Thaank you
You are welcome
Dalal0x
05-11-2010, 05:38 PM
funnny
thnx
So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir
You are always welcome
they are so funny
thank you for sharing us
You are always welcome
woow ,,thanks
you are welcome
thanks so much
it's really funny
you are always welcome
اموووووووله
08-11-2010, 09:32 PM
Thanks. they are great.
May Allah reward you
Thanks a lot
ابو يزن @
10-11-2010, 12:45 AM
please go on
we benefit from you
thank you
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rrhatem
10-11-2010, 08:46 AM
may God bless you
mamod
10-11-2010, 09:37 AM
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wonderful
i really laughed loudly
It's my great pleasure
:smile (40)::smile (87): شكرا
You are welcome
s:guy face (62): So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!
You are welcome
● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆
12-11-2010, 10:43 AM
:smile (77)::smile (77):
laughing is the right thing to do before we start our day
thank you sir for this gift
can we ask for more, please
funnny
thnx
you are welcome
الفيصاء
15-11-2010, 04:21 AM
nice dialogues
Thanx
Thanks. they are great.
You are welcome
please go on
we benefit from you
thank you
It's my great pleasure
تالا..
18-11-2010, 06:40 AM
so funny
thanx
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you are welcome
may God bless you
Thanks a lot
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You are welcome
Areej flowers
20-11-2010, 05:25 PM
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:smile (77)::smile (77):
laughing is the right thing to do before we start our day
thank you sir for this gift
can we ask for more, please
It's my great pleasure
رعبوبة
20-11-2010, 08:23 PM
that was really FUNNY...
yara a
20-11-2010, 10:34 PM
really funny..thank you
nice dialogues
Thanx
Thanks a lot for being here
so funny
thanx
You are welcome
ام الارج
21-11-2010, 04:52 PM
waw. These are really funy hhhhh. Thanks alot
دريم لايف
23-11-2010, 08:30 PM
wow thanks
دريم لايف
23-11-2010, 08:43 PM
thanksssssssssss
بهلاوي
23-11-2010, 10:20 PM
Nice !!!
Thank you so much
ENGLISH MIS
24-11-2010, 02:10 AM
Soo funny
thanx thanx thanx
MeshaL79
24-11-2010, 06:30 AM
god bless you
آواب-1414
24-11-2010, 09:00 AM
Thanks for nice topic
Awab -1414
آواب-1414
24-11-2010, 09:13 AM
dialoue it very important for any job even thief
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you are welcome
that was really FUNNY...
Thanks for being here
really funny..thank you
you are welcome
waw. These are really funy hhhhh. Thanks alot
you are welcome
daffoodil
25-11-2010, 08:44 PM
Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
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homework."
wow thanks
you are welcome
noor al
27-11-2010, 09:03 PM
like it :)
Nice !!!
Thank you so much
Thanks for being here
angelicgleam
27-11-2010, 11:50 PM
thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
golden eagle
28-11-2010, 01:14 AM
thanks
it is really funny
وردة العلم
28-11-2010, 02:38 AM
thanks a lot
Soo funny
thanx thanx thanx
I am happy you liked them
god bless you
May Allah bless you
سونة30
29-11-2010, 12:38 PM
These were realllly funny
but some were similar to arabic jokes
thaaaaaaanks
! someone
30-11-2010, 08:26 PM
LOL I loved girl or boy one XXD
أم خولة
30-11-2010, 08:56 PM
I love it
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx a lot
banani
02-12-2010, 01:43 AM
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Thanks for nice topic
Awab -1414
Thanks for being here
Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
:smile (77):
homework."
I am happy you liked it
like it :)
Thanks for being here
thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You Are Welcome
thanks
it is really funny
I am happy you liked them
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