Funny Dialogues

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Here are some funny short dialogues . I hope you will like them

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Wooden leg
My friend said he knew a man with a
wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his
other leg?"



Boy or girl
A: Just look at that young person with the
short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you
were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.


The spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug
before you drink.


The first day
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at
school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go
back tomorrow?

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Thief
Policeman -This man is charged with stealing
an elephant, sir.
Judge -Search him!


Flies
Why were the flies playing football on the
saucer?
Because they were playing for the cup!


Short talk
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.


Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
homework."


The blood
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.


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[prettyالسبهه]

wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+

[Mr.Salem]

A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.


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Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,

[ツأميمة الأحمديツ]

Thanks
sir
so nice

[ACME]

wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+


I am happy you liked them . Thanks for being here

[rose rani]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us

[ACME]

Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,


It's my great pleasure to read that

[ACME]

Thanks
sir
so nice


Thanks for being here

[ACME]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us


It's my great pleasure

[انين الذكرى]

:smile (77):

Really funny topic

^^

thanks alot

......

[crazylove2]

ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks

[دومنتي]

looooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooool
looooooool

[سارة اخت فيصل]

yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh




^_^

[إجتماعي]

A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl

LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot

if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group

[ACME]

:smile (77):

Really funny topic

^^

thanks alot

......


I am happy you liked them . You are always welcome

[ACME]

ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks


You are welcome

[student1989]

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looooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooool
looooooool


Thanks 4 being here

[miss tagreed]

REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood

[rana kamal]

thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you

[سيفين]

so funny

thanks a lot

[auxaux]

Thaank you

[The ZooKeeper]

So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir

[Lolita 1]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us

[ACME]

yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh




^_^



hahahaha >>> Ahlan Wasahlan >> Always welcome

[ACME]

A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl

LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot

if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group



Of course I do not mind and you are always welcome

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you are welcome

[ام نونو]

woow ,,thanks

[سنيوره1]

thanks so much
it's really funny

[ACME]

REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood


Happy to read that ^_^ . Cheer up

[ACME]

thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you


You are most welcome . God bless you

[علو المقام]

May Allah reward you

[الراقي4]

wonderful
i really laughed loudly

[انا وطموحي]

:smile (40)::smile (87): شكرا

[انا وطموحي]

اريد الترجمة الله يوفقك:smile (87)::smile (87)::smile (87):

[ACME]

so funny

thanks a lot


It's my pleasure

[أحمد303010]

s:guy face (62): So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!

[أحمد303010]

So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!!! :smile (23):

[ACME]

Thaank you









You are welcome

[Dalal0x]

funnny
thnx

[ACME]

So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir


You are always welcome

[ACME]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us


You are always welcome

[ACME]

woow ,,thanks


you are welcome

[ACME]

thanks so much
it's really funny


you are always welcome

[اموووووووله]

Thanks. they are great.

[ACME]

May Allah reward you


Thanks a lot

[ابو يزن @]

please go on


we benefit from you




thank you

[mo0o]

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[rrhatem]

may God bless you

[mamod]

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[ACME]

wonderful
i really laughed loudly


It's my great pleasure

[ACME]

:smile (40)::smile (87): شكرا


You are welcome

[ACME]

s:guy face (62): So funny HA HA HA HAY !!!!!!!


You are welcome

[● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆]

:smile (77)::smile (77):
laughing is the right thing to do before we start our day
thank you sir for this gift
can we ask for more, please

[ACME]

funnny
thnx


you are welcome

[الفيصاء]

nice dialogues
Thanx

[ACME]

Thanks. they are great.


You are welcome

[ACME]

please go on


we benefit from you




thank you


It's my great pleasure

[تالا..]

so funny
thanx

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you are welcome

[ACME]

may God bless you


Thanks a lot

[ACME]

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You are welcome

[Areej flowers]

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[ACME]

:smile (77)::smile (77):
laughing is the right thing to do before we start our day
thank you sir for this gift
can we ask for more, please


It's my great pleasure

[رعبوبة]

that was really FUNNY...

[yara a]

really funny..thank you

[ACME]

nice dialogues
Thanx


Thanks a lot for being here

[ACME]

so funny
thanx


You are welcome

[ام الارج]

waw. These are really funy hhhhh. Thanks alot

[دريم لايف]

wow thanks

[دريم لايف]

thanksssssssssss

[بهلاوي]

Nice !!!
Thank you so much

[ENGLISH MIS]

Soo funny
thanx thanx thanx

[MeshaL79]

god bless you

[آواب-1414]

Thanks for nice topic
Awab -1414

[آواب-1414]

dialoue it very important for any job even thief

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you are welcome

[ACME]

that was really FUNNY...


Thanks for being here

[ACME]

really funny..thank you


you are welcome

[ACME]

waw. These are really funy hhhhh. Thanks alot


you are welcome

[daffoodil]

Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my

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homework."

[ACME]

wow thanks


you are welcome

[noor al]

like it :)

[ACME]

Nice !!!
Thank you so much


Thanks for being here

[angelicgleam]

thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[golden eagle]

thanks
it is really funny

[وردة العلم]

thanks a lot

[ACME]

Soo funny
thanx thanx thanx


I am happy you liked them

[ACME]

god bless you


May Allah bless you

[سونة30]

These were realllly funny
but some were similar to arabic jokes
thaaaaaaanks

[! someone]

LOL I loved girl or boy one XXD

[أم خولة]

I love it
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanx a lot

[banani]

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[ACME]

Thanks for nice topic
Awab -1414



Thanks for being here

[ACME]

Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my

:smile (77):
homework."


I am happy you liked it

[ACME]

like it :)


Thanks for being here

[ACME]

thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


You Are Welcome

[ACME]

thanks
it is really funny


I am happy you liked them