LORA
18-02-2006, 04:44 AM
An atheist Professoressor of philosophy
speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, the
Almighty. He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand
and.....
Professor :
You are a Muslim, aren't you, son?
Student :
Yes, sir
Professor :
So you believe in God?
Student :
Absolutely,
Sir
Professor :
Is God good?
U]Student :[/U]
Sure.
Professor :
Is God all-powerful?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to
heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent)
Professor :
You can't
answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
Is Satan good?
U]Student :[/U]
No.
Professor :
Where does Satan come from?
U]Student :[/U]
From...God...
Professor :
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make
Everything. Correct?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer)
Professor :
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So, who created them?
(Student has no answer)
Professor :
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and
observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen
God?
U]Student :[/U]
No, sir.
Professor :
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
U]Student :[/U]
No , Sir.
Professor :
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that
matter?
U]Student :[/U]
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor :
Yet you still believe in Him?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
U]Student :[/U]
Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor :
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
U]Student :[/U]
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor :
Yes.
U]Student :[/U]
And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor :
Yes.
U]Student :[/U]
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of
events)
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, megaheat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we
don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below
zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to
describe
the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold
is not the opposite of heat, Sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre)
U]Student :[/U]
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing
as darkness?
Professor :
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
U]Student :[/U]
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have
nothing and it’s called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness
isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness, darker,
wouldn't you?
Professor :
So what is the point you are making, young man?
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor :
Flawed? Can you explai how?
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we can
measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It
user electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less
fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the
absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that
they evolved from a monkey?
Professor :
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes, of course, I do.
U]Student :[/U]
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to
realize where the argument is going)
U]Student :[/U]
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going
Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not
a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar)
U]Student :[/U]
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's Brain?
(The class breaks out intO laughter)
U]Student :[/U]
Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it...No one appears to have done
so. So, according to the established rules of empirical,
stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no
brain, Sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your
lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The Professor stares at the student,
his face unfathomable)
Professor :
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
U]Student :[/U]
That is it Sir... The link between man & God is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and
if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy
the same... won't you...forward them to increase their
knowledge...
"كنا أذل قوم فأعزنا الله بالاسلام فأينما ابتغينا العزة في غير
أذنا الله "
speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, the
Almighty. He asks one of his new Muslim students to stand
and.....
Professor :
You are a Muslim, aren't you, son?
Student :
Yes, sir
Professor :
So you believe in God?
Student :
Absolutely,
Sir
Professor :
Is God good?
U]Student :[/U]
Sure.
Professor :
Is God all-powerful?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to
heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent)
Professor :
You can't
answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
Is Satan good?
U]Student :[/U]
No.
Professor :
Where does Satan come from?
U]Student :[/U]
From...God...
Professor :
That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make
Everything. Correct?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
So who created evil?
(Student does not answer)
Professor :
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these
terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes, sir.
Professor :
So, who created them?
(Student has no answer)
Professor :
Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and
observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen
God?
U]Student :[/U]
No, sir.
Professor :
Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
U]Student :[/U]
No , Sir.
Professor :
Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that
matter?
U]Student :[/U]
No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor :
Yet you still believe in Him?
U]Student :[/U]
Yes.
Professor :
According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,
science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
U]Student :[/U]
Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor :
Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
U]Student :[/U]
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor :
Yes.
U]Student :[/U]
And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor :
Yes.
U]Student :[/U]
No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of
events)
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat,
superheat, megaheat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we
don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below
zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to
describe
the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold
is not the opposite of heat, Sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre)
U]Student :[/U]
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing
as darkness?
Professor :
Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
U]Student :[/U]
You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of
something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have
nothing and it’s called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness
isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness, darker,
wouldn't you?
Professor :
So what is the point you are making, young man?
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor :
Flawed? Can you explai how?
U]Student :[/U]
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue
there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.
You are viewing the
concept of God as something finite, something we can
measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It
user electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less
fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of
life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a
substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the
absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that
they evolved from a monkey?
Professor :
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes, of course, I do.
U]Student :[/U]
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to
realize where the argument is going)
U]Student :[/U]
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at
work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going
Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not
a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar)
U]Student :[/U]
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the
Professor's Brain?
(The class breaks out intO laughter)
U]Student :[/U]
Is there anyone here, who has ever heard the Professor's
brain, felt it, touched or smelt it...No one appears to have done
so. So, according to the established rules of empirical,
stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no
brain, Sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your
lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The Professor stares at the student,
his face unfathomable)
Professor :
I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
U]Student :[/U]
That is it Sir... The link between man & God is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and
if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy
the same... won't you...forward them to increase their
knowledge...
"كنا أذل قوم فأعزنا الله بالاسلام فأينما ابتغينا العزة في غير
أذنا الله "