Come Here , Smart Guys

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These are four funny questions that need funny answers
Some may be silly :smile (98):but they are still a little bit funny




Here are two examples.

What are two things people never eat
before breakfast?

Lunch and supper.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the
desert?

Because of all the sandwiches (sand
which is) there.

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Now here are the four questions
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Why is the A like a flower?

:smile (48):

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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

:smile (60):
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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?
:smile (93):

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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?

:smile (31):
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Think deeply

Remember humorous

answers are needed.

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[M.o_o.N]

Hi brother :)
Let me try those questions.

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Why is the A like a flower?


because it looks like a leaning flower lol

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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

Tea party!

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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?


cheese dickens lol

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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?


because the language must start in somewhere so refering to their mother tongue is much easier than saying other person tongue lol

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[Miss-Thought]

Why is the A like a flower?

because A is women:smile (101)::smile (34):l

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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

a T-shirt .... stars with T ands in T and has the letter "t" in it:smile (72):l

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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?

stop asking Questions and google it yourself:girl face (202):l

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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?

because people are always sure about who their mothers is, :guy face (53)::smile (84)::smile (74):l

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Thanks

[movieadict]

Why is the A like a flower?

"look like an innocent flower but be a serpent " shakspeer

and the serpent's tongue looks like A !!!
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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

teapot


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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?

me ,the farmer & Charles Chickens!


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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?

cuz women talk tooooo much !!!

Happy new year
movie addict

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Hi brother :)
Let me try those questions.

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Why is the A like a flower?


because it looks like a leaning flower lol

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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

Tea party!

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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?


cheese dickens lol

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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?


because the language must start in somewhere so refering to their mother tongue is much easier than saying other person tongue lol

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I truly appreciate your initiative . You are the first to try these question . You nearly got
some of the questions right . Why not giving it a second thought . Thanks a bundle.

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Miss-Thought >>>Thanks a lot for your time and effort . I appreciate your try
The following answer can be considered correct , but there is a more precise one
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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

a T-shirt .... stars with T ands in T and has the letter "t" in itl .

By reconsidering the questions again , you may discover something new
So give it another try .

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movieadict >>> Wlcome Welcome Mr. Smart Guy
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I congratulate you for your answers
You got three out of four correct
Well done . God bless you

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These are your correct answers
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What begins with T, ends with T and has

T in it?

teapot


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Who wrote Great Eggspectations?

me ,the farmer & Charles Chickens!

:smile (31):

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Why do people call their own language

their mother tongue?

cuz women talk tooooo much !!!


Or because their fathers seldom get a
chance to use it.:smile (77):


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Big thanks to you

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And here is the answer to first question
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Why is the A like a flower?
Because the B ( bee ) is after it.
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.Thanks to all who participated . I hope you had fun